How About a Joke Thread ?

[App'z]

Lil Johnny looks out his bedroom door and asks, " Why ?"

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnnys Mom screams, " lil Johnny will you get ready for School ?"

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny snickers under his breath and says, "lets see if that big pricz can stop this one ! He He !"

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Jokes on you bud, should've posted in the Humor section.........not history. Unless of course it's a very old joke

 

[App'z]

it is, lil johnny has been around for a long time, Lil Johnny has been around as Lil Johnny he has an obstinate disagreement with grownups, most likely since a Lil Johnny name was incorporated into a Joke.

 

[MarathonMike]

Too complicated. Here's one. Covid numbers are dropping faster than Hunter Biden's pants in front of an underage Asian girl.

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny now a grown Adolescent is in Biology & his teacher is taking a smoke break !

 

[Hossfly]

Lil Johnny now a grown Adolescent is in Biology & his teacher is taking a smoke break !

Little Susie gets her monthly period for the first time ever. Confused, she decides to tell Little Johnny by dropping her panties and showing him. Little Johnny seeing the blood says, “Susie, it looks like someone ripped your balls off.”​

 

[Hossfly]

At the dinner table, Little Johnny’s father asks him to pray. Little Johnny prays, “Dear God, please send clothes to the naked ladies in Daddy’s computer.”​

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny is now a Senior Citizen and a Respected member of his Community !

A visitor to Lil Johnnys store asks him, " what's the best present for my love, I have Roses ?"

Well; Lil Johnny says, "Your question only has one answer, Chocolate"

The visitor asks, " How do I know that she even likes Chocolate and will be pleased ?"

Well Lil Johnny thinks for a few moments and says, " Choc - o - late ".

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny said !

 

[frigidweirdo]

Lil Johnny looks out his bedroom door and asks, " Why ?"

Plenty of those in the politics section... why another?

 

[Moonglow]

I have yet to find any Martin Luther King Jr candy.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny said;

I smiled and broke my lead off !

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny now a 4 th. grader raised his hand and the Teach asked him to stand. Well; Lil Johnny says, "If it isn/t for our Smart phone & i pad will you think we are stupid ?"

 

[App'z]

Roger went to a psychiatrist for his phobia.
"Doc Roberts," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed,
I think there's somebody under it.
I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it.
Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," Doc Roberts said ,
"Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit." Says Doc Roberts !
"I'll sleep on it," said the man.
Six months later the Dr. Roberts sees Roger on the street.
Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? My Bar Tender Lil Johnny cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?" asks Dr. Roberts
"Lil Johnny told me to cut off the Beds Legs !"

 

[BackAgain]

How About a Joke Thread ?​

I’d recommend any thread started by im.2 or that idiot, Adam_Clayton_Jones. In fact lots of threads started by our liberals are good for nothing but a laugh.

 

[App'z]

Lil Johnny is sent to the Principles office for insubordination.
Well The Principal in all his Bespectacled time has never seen such a kid !
So the Principle asks Lil Johnny, why you in My Office ?"
Well; you know Lil Johnny and he answers.
"The PTA President wants to wish you good luck finding your next job !"