A group sets up a barbecue grill and has a party, on your front lawn, what do you do?

[Skull Pilot]

Put my Smith and Wesson Governor in my inner holster, put my M&P Shield in my pocket, and I'd get out the garden hose.

If you use your hose, you become the aggressor.

no they are the aggressors for trespassing and trashing your yard

 

[Skull Pilot]

I am curious......would anyone here do this sort of thing....just roll up to a strangers house, set up a grill on the front lawn and have a party..without asking permission......or even having any sort of prior relationship with the people?

Who does that?

entitled ASSHOLES that's who

 

[percysunshine]

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I have this business idea. I might need some start up capital.

SKUNKS ARE US. We rent by the hour.....


This is just at the idea stage, but I think I have identified a customer base.

 

[OldLady]

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If you can't beat em...join em

Grab some hotdogs and some beer and party down
As long as you don't mind partying with negroes

Hey dumbass whitey, they dont want your white ass at their party on your front lawn...dummy

You keep saying that. How do you know?
The homeowners were too scared to go out and see.

 

[rightwinger]

What to wear.......when you go outside? to this "hot dog & beer" party? on your front lawn. What if they ask to use the bathroom? #2 or #1? how many at same time? So many questions? Do you give them a key? Let the kids sleep inside? Do you have to run to the liquor store for cases of Colt45? I know I know..........nothing is ever easy anymore. What if they get hurt? Fall down your stairs? Lawyers killed the country.

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Make up the rules as you go along

As to using the bathrooms, the alternative is watering your azaleas. Beer will do that

Hey, nothing wrong with partying with negroes....even if you do live in Mississippi. I know in the good ole days you could have lynched them for stepping on your property

Might as well make the best of the situation. I'm sure they will offer you free beer and hot dogs

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

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I have this business idea. I might need some start up capital.

SKUNKS ARE US. We rent by the hour.....


This is just at the idea stage, but I think I have identified a customer base.

They already have skunk spray.

 

[rightwinger]

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If you can't beat em...join em

Grab some hotdogs and some beer and party down
As long as you don't mind partying with negroes

Hey dumbass whitey, they dont want your white ass at their party on your front lawn...dummy

Nonsense

A party is a party....embrace the negroes and they will embrace you back
Pull out a lawn chair and have a good time

 

[percysunshine]

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I have this business idea. I might need some start up capital.

SKUNKS ARE US. We rent by the hour.....


This is just at the idea stage, but I think I have identified a customer base.

They already have skunk spray.

Those are just cheap competitors. The visual effects of just seeing a skunk run loose for a while will chase anyone off. Heck we might not even need to rent the spraying kind.

 

[OldLady]

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I have this business idea. I might need some start up capital.

SKUNKS ARE US. We rent by the hour.....


This is just at the idea stage, but I think I have identified a customer base.

They already have skunk spray.

Yeah, but the visual of the critters ambling onto the lawn is so much more fun than a pissed off homeowner with a can in his hand. Skunks Are Us is a winner.

 

[rightwinger]

Notice to all negroes

You bring the food, you bring the beer....you are welcome to party on my lawn

As long as I am invited

 

[Billo_Really]

You people need to let them use your restroom.

Beer goes through you fast.

 

[Fang]

Fire a warning shot and the next one's going to be for real.

There's no such thing as a "warning shot". If you pull the gun and fire it you hit the target. Otherwise, don't pull the gun.

 

[rightwinger]

You people need to let them use your restroom.

Beer goes through you fast.

Considering the alternative......using the bathroom makes sense

 

[Billo_Really]

Considering the alternative......using the bathroom makes sense

Otherwise, they'll pee on your lawn.

 

[OldLady]

Considering the alternative......using the bathroom makes sense

Otherwise, they'll pee on your lawn.

We don't want brown spots, now do we?
I'd tell 'em to piss on the street.

 

[rightwinger]

Considering the alternative......using the bathroom makes sense

Otherwise, they'll pee on your lawn.

I have a female dog.....I have enough pee spots

 

[Billo_Really]

We don't want brown spots, now do we?
I'd tell 'em to piss on the street.

Or do what I do, pee it right back into the can it came from.

 

[rightwinger]

Notice to all negroes

You are welcome to party on my lawn as long as I am invited....but I get to pick the music

I have some neat Captain and Tennille and Donny Osmond records

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

I bet it wasn't this guy's front yard...

 

[OldLady]

We don't want brown spots, now do we?
I'd tell 'em to piss on the street.

Or do what I do, pee it right back into the can it came from.

Admirable aim, Billy--especially after a few beers!