A group sets up a barbecue grill and has a party, on your front lawn, what do you do?

[OldLady]

Good grief! LOL!

Mike knows my half brother, seemingly.

Just the pissing

So to recap, here are the alternatives:
- Turn on the sprinklers
- Call Skunks R Us
- Lock the doors, grab a beer and get loaded with them
- Do not let them in the house to pee

Where did 2AGuy go? Not enough serious gun play for him?

I tole you what I would do....

No, what?

Go out and douse the fire with a garden hose. Throw their shit in the street. Wait for one of them to try me.

<sigh>
Being a very small unarmed woman, I would take a different approach.

 

[miketx]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

 

[Vastator]

I am curious......would anyone here do this sort of thing....just roll up to a strangers house, set up a grill on the front lawn and have a party..without asking permission......or even having any sort of prior relationship with the people?

Who does that?

Groids with a chip on their shoulder do.

 

[miketx]

Good grief! LOL!

Mike knows my half brother, seemingly.

Just the pissing

So to recap, here are the alternatives:
- Turn on the sprinklers
- Call Skunks R Us
- Lock the doors, grab a beer and get loaded with them
- Do not let them in the house to pee

Where did 2AGuy go? Not enough serious gun play for him?

I tole you what I would do....

No, what?

Go out and douse the fire with a garden hose. Throw their shit in the street. Wait for one of them to try me.

<sigh>
Being a very small unarmed woman, I would take a different approach.

Just call me. Between the two us, while you're drinking their beer, I'll

Or, I can give you a shooting lesson in the front yard.

 

[leftwinger]

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

That is probably the best one. you can hide in your garage like a sissy boy and whos' to say they did not come on by timer? Jew got dat right.

 

[Faun]

Grab the mustard, a few beers, and join them.

your white, your not invited to the party on your front lawn.

Why does it seem like just about every conservative is this dumb?

 

[miketx]

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

That is probably the best one. you can hide in your garage like a sissy boy and whos' to say they did not come on by timer? Jew got dat right.

When they start tearing up the system, what then?

 

[miketx]

Grab the mustard, a few beers, and join them.

your white, your not invited to the party on your front lawn.

Why does it seem like just about every conservative is this dumb?

Because you don't live in reality.

 

[Vastator]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

 

[OldLady]

Some posters seem to be forgetting that they are in Current Events, not the FZ.

 

[OldLady]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

There are no cops where you guys live?

 

[Faun]

Grab the mustard, a few beers, and join them.

your white, your not invited to the party on your front lawn.

Why does it seem like just about every conservative is this dumb?

Because you don't live in reality.

You mean they're even dumber in reality?

 

[miketx]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

There are no cops where you guys live?

OldLady, here, I own this property. It is mine and I can control who has access to it. I can remove people from it and their property without having to get permission.

 

[deannalw]

Mike knows my half brother, seemingly.

Just the pissing

So to recap, here are the alternatives:
- Turn on the sprinklers
- Call Skunks R Us
- Lock the doors, grab a beer and get loaded with them
- Do not let them in the house to pee

Where did 2AGuy go? Not enough serious gun play for him?

I tole you what I would do....

No, what?

Go out and douse the fire with a garden hose. Throw their shit in the street. Wait for one of them to try me.

<sigh>
Being a very small unarmed woman, I would take a different approach.

Just call me. Between the two us, while you're drinking their beer, I'll
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Or, I can give you a shooting lesson in the front yard.

You'll put a hat in your buttcrack? *cries*

 

[Vastator]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

There are no cops where you guys live?

Yeah. They're a ways out, but yeah. Though by the the time they made it out here the shooting would be over. But I guess someone has to write it up. And get the groids off the lawn. If you thought they stunk when this whole situation started... Well... That's nothing after a day or two rotting in the Alabama sunshine. Besides; I've got enough problems with coyotes on the properly without leaving food out for them.

 

[OldLady]

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

There are no cops where you guys live?

Yeah. They're a ways out, but yeah. Though by the the time they made it out here the shooting would be over. But I guess someone has to write it up. And get the groids off the lawn. If you thought they stunk when this whole situation started... Well... That's nothing after a day or two rotting in the Alabama sunshine. Besides; I've got enough problems with coyotes on the properly without leaving food out for them.

Lighten up.

 

[miketx]

Fire up the bug fogger

Sprinkler system... All fucking day.

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

HEY! You can always toss them a basketball!

 

[Marion Morrison]

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If you can't beat em...join em

Grab some hotdogs and some beer and party down
As long as you don't mind partying with negroes

Hey dumbass whitey, they dont want your white ass at their party on your front lawn...dummy

eh, I go to BBQs in the cut at the PJs sometimes.

Of course, that area's already designated as for "everybody".

They start disrespecting property rights, it's on!

I'll put one right through their engine block, don't care.

 

[Vastator]

Best deterrent; a little on the pricey side, but no doubt worth it.

They would likely try to tear it all up.

That'd be a little too much like work. And they get soaked in the process. But if they do resort to outright vandalism, well... Contrary to popular belief; sometimes, violence is the answer...

There are no cops where you guys live?

Yeah. They're a ways out, but yeah. Though by the the time they made it out here the shooting would be over. But I guess someone has to write it up. And get the groids off the lawn. If you thought they stunk when this whole situation started... Well... That's nothing after a day or two rotting in the Alabama sunshine. Besides; I've got enough problems with coyotes on the properly without leaving food out for them.

Lighten up.

Lemme guess... You like coyotes?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I suppose you could put up some Help Wanted signs.