The Ultimate Blasphemy The Queen James Bible

[Road Runner]

I'm trying to think of a message here about people who tamper with God's word, but my sanity is currently still rebooting.

 

[JGalt]

I'd burn a few of those.

 

[fncceo]

Is it illustrated?

 

[Road Runner]

I'd burn a few of those.

Just a few? People that burn a harmless fantasy series like Harry Potter should be more focused on burning the true evil stuff.

 

[Road Runner]

Is it illustrated?

No idea, but I wouldn't put it past them.

 

[fncceo]

No idea, but I wouldn't put it past them.

I'll take one of those.

 

[Road Runner]

I'll take one of those.

Are you prepared to answer for it later then?

 

[fncceo]

Are you prepared to answer for it later then?

I'm not stealing it ...

 

[JGalt]

I'll take one of those.

I heard they're coming out with the three-piece boxed set of the Torah, the Nevi'im, and the Ketuvim next.

Get your order in before they're all sold out.

 

[Road Runner]

I'm not stealing it ...

No,.. but you wouldn't be reading God's word either. This isn't a joke and God will NOT be mocked.

 

[fncceo]

I heard they're coming out with the three-piece boxed set of the Torah, the Nevi'im, and the Ketuvim next.

Get your order in before they're all sold out.

Illustrated? I'm not sure that would be safe for work ... too much sex and violence.

 

[fncceo]

This isn't a joke and God will NOT be mocked.

It's totally a joke and he is mocked all the time ... he seems to be OK with it.

 

[Road Runner]

It's totally a joke and he is mocked all the time ... he seems to be OK with it.

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Whatever you say, but I'll just say one thing,.. I'd hate to be you on judgement day. Now, before it comes up loving our neighbors regardless of their sins is different than trying to pass off like they aren't sinning at all and leading His followers astray with their blasphemous teachings.

 

[fncceo]

I'd hate to be you on judgement day.

I hated being me on 'Judgement Day' ... it sucked. Still, better than 'Salvation'.

 

[occupied]

Thomas Jefferson edited a version of the new testament where he trimmed the story of Jesus down to just his message and getting rid all the mystical messiah stuff.

 

[fncceo]

Have you heard the good news?!

 

[fncceo]

Thomas Jefferson edited a version of the new testament where he trimmed the story of Jesus down to just his message and getting rid all the mystical messiah stuff.

I'm surprised Jefferson had that much time on his hands ...

 

[JGalt]

No,.. but you wouldn't be reading God's word either. This isn't a joke and God will NOT be mocked.

We're not the Taliban. He made us in His own image, so obviously our God has a sense of humor. Why else would He have made Atheists?

Why else would He have buried a book somewhere and sent Joseph Smith on a wild goose chase to dig it up?

Why else would He have made some overweight bald-headed Asian guy sit under a tree his whole life?

Why else would He have promised Mohamed 72 virgins for doing a jihad, but when Mohamed got to the afterlife, found nothing but smoke, fires, and demons?

Why else would He have made those Jews wander around in the desert for hundreds of years, on a scavenger hunt?

 

[fncceo]

so obviously our God has a sense of humor.

Photographic evidence ...

 

[occupied]

I'm surprised Jefferson had that much time on his hands ...

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Apparently he did it by cutting out pages, verses and even single words from bibles and pasting them back together.