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Christ having not always come to bring peace, but a sword, the gleaming sword of Christ, the Lord, versus the ugly atheistic aberration known as the flying spaghetti monster.
By the word of the lord, Christ takes his glistening sword, cutting down such aberration, bit by bit, reducing it to the confines of whatever mother's basement such a hidieous little concoction managed to crawl out of to begin with, revealing the heavenly power, the art, the beauty of the Lord, for the socially malignant and emotionally and culturally stunted atheist or heathen to gasp agaw at the superiority of, being stupid and aesthetically uninclinded to mistake a graven image, depicting a Christ, for the transcendent ideals and abstractions which said imagery, whether the Creation of Adam during the Renaissance, or older imageries during the days of the universal church, were never said to be, to begin, but rather a mere representative image there of, of superior mathematical and aesthetical intelligence to something as inferior and ugly as a "flying spaghetti monster", which an emotionally inept 13 year old boy, could scribble more creative and imaginative things on the wall of a Wal-mart bathroom.
Michelangeo, in comparison, being as high above the atheist, heathen, wastrel, and dengerate in question, as mankind is above the apes. But take not my word from it, take it from a rather lovely young woman with a can of mace and a restraining order, if not from me, nor the Lord. Hints falling on deaf ears to the emotionally unintelligent and creatively stunted specimens and curiosities of the race known as human or mankind, armchair anthropologist that I am.
By the word of the lord, Christ takes his glistening sword, cutting down such aberration, bit by bit, reducing it to the confines of whatever mother's basement such a hidieous little concoction managed to crawl out of to begin with, revealing the heavenly power, the art, the beauty of the Lord, for the socially malignant and emotionally and culturally stunted atheist or heathen to gasp agaw at the superiority of, being stupid and aesthetically uninclinded to mistake a graven image, depicting a Christ, for the transcendent ideals and abstractions which said imagery, whether the Creation of Adam during the Renaissance, or older imageries during the days of the universal church, were never said to be, to begin, but rather a mere representative image there of, of superior mathematical and aesthetical intelligence to something as inferior and ugly as a "flying spaghetti monster", which an emotionally inept 13 year old boy, could scribble more creative and imaginative things on the wall of a Wal-mart bathroom.
Michelangeo, in comparison, being as high above the atheist, heathen, wastrel, and dengerate in question, as mankind is above the apes. But take not my word from it, take it from a rather lovely young woman with a can of mace and a restraining order, if not from me, nor the Lord. Hints falling on deaf ears to the emotionally unintelligent and creatively stunted specimens and curiosities of the race known as human or mankind, armchair anthropologist that I am.