what if I have a signed statement from an ordained minister that says I am real?.........
You were probably ordained over the Internet. No actual belief in the bible required.
Seriously, you need to work on reading comprehension of you think that was an intelligent comeback to what he said. Or did you really think he was saying he was ordained by saying he would get a certificate from an ordained minister verifying he was a real Christian?
How can you willfully remain ignorant and pretend you are educated? What is so difficult about trying to understand something even if you don't believe it.
I don't pretend to be an expert on Islam. That doesn't stop me from trying to learn about Muslims or treating them with respect.
You don't want people to think you are a fool? Then stop opening your mouth and demonstrating you are one. Someone needs to tell you the truth or you have no hope of ever realizing it and fixing the problem.