Conservative Strategy on Global Warming

[rightwinger]

Phase 1 Denial:
- Global Warming does not exist
- We need hundreds of years to tell whether the climate is changing
- It is probably just a statistical anamoly
- There is a blizzard in DC today so that disproves Global Warming

Phase 2 Culpability
- There is Global Warming but you can't prove man has caused it
- The Ice Age happened without men causing it
- CO2 is good for you
- We need more study before we do anything about it

Phase 3 Surrender
- Global Warming was caused by man but it is too late to do anything about it
- No use changing things now, the damage is done

 

[Tom Clancy]

If you can prove to me Global Warming Exists and that we are headed to Dark times without Water or food, i'd be happy to join your cause.

But So far, I stand against it.

 

[MIPS]

If you can prove to me Global Warming Exists and that we are headed to Dark times without Water or food, i'd be happy to join your cause.

But So far, I stand against it.

Hey Al Gore and the IPCC said it exists therefor it MUST be true.

 

[ihopehefails]

I approve of global warming and all forms of enviromental destruction. In fact, I believe we should exhale more to cancel out the efforts of all anti-global warming efforts, for every tree planted we pull out two, for every mile a prius drives I leave my generator on to.

Why do we do this? To irritate you guys....

 

[Some Guy]

What are you talking about? No one will ever be able to definitively prove that man made global warming exists or not but it certainly doesn't help the "global warming will kill us within 5 years" group when they're exposed as liars who cheat to make their data say what they want it to.

It is a fact that the whole earth has gone through drastic warming and cooling phases. The ice age is one. Long before that though, the earth was a molten ball of metal. The fact is that the earth is a volatile planet that will change regardless of whether or not we're here. An example of that is Pangea, and the fact that North America is moving away from Africa and Europe at about an inch or so every year.

If you're REALLY worried about the Earth though, then you should be concerned that the moon is always moving further away from the Earth. Without the moon, the earth's rotation would be throw all out of wack and the rotation speed would increase, which spells much more certain doom than the earth's average temperature rising a fraction of a degree.

 

[Oddball]

Phase 1 Denial:
- Global Warming does not exist
- We need hundreds of years to tell whether the climate is changing
- It is probably just a statistical anamoly
- There is a blizzard in DC today so that disproves Global Warming

Phase 2 Culpability
- There is Global Warming but you can't prove man has caused it
- The Ice Age happened without men causing it
- CO2 is good for you
- We need more study before we do anything about it

Phase 3 Surrender
- Global Warming was caused by man but it is too late to do anything about it
- No use changing things now, the damage is done

 

[Misty]

It's only logical that we take care of our planet but extremist ideology is not the way.

Each person should do what they can but an overhaul of our entire way of life is impractical

 

[Misty]

good one.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

There's far more real scientific evidence that the Moon is a hollow artificial satellite than there is for AGW.

 

[Charles Stucker]

It's only logical that we take care of our planet but extremist ideology is not the way.

You don't understand. The religion of warming states that it is Gore's divine will that we all must conserve by way of government regulation. Anyone who doubts the holy writ of Gore or uses the Gore's name in vain (Goredammit) is a sinful heretic and should be burned.

Except that would release too much CO2, dude and we're all about not like, you know, doing that.

 

[Avatar4321]

I was unaware we needed a strategy for a non-existant problem.

I suppose we need a strategy to combant lice in the white house too?

 

[LibocalypseNow]

You mean Earth's Climate actually changes?? Gee who knew? We sure didn't need massive fear mongering and $Trillions to know this. The Global Warming fanatics simply blew it. They became a religious cult and political movement. Just look at who is behind all the fear mongering. They are Leftists/Socialists for the most part. Their whole cult-like alarmist stance is also based on flawed science. The more they are proved wrong,the more they start behaving like stubborn and petulant children. They have invested so much time & money in their scam that they now feel they deserve some sort of pay-off on their investment. This pay-off might not come though and they just hate that. I guess we'll see if they do win and create more Government oppression for the people. Time will tell.

 

[Charles Stucker]

I suppose we need a strategy to combant lice in the white house too?

I always suspected Obama was a louse.......

 

[LibocalypseNow]

The Leftists/Socialists really have invested so much time & money on their Global Warming scam that they feel they deserve some sort of massive pay-off on their investment. They desperately need the World's Governments to adopt their alarmist stance to prove they were right to invest so much time & money. However it looks like this massive pay-off might not happen and that really does bother them. They are now being proven to be so wrong on so much. There is no need for more massive Government oppression in my opinion. The Earth's climate does change. This is not shocking news people.

 

[Si modo]

Troll OP.

 

[LibocalypseNow]

The Global Warming fanatics lost me when they started demanding that the Worlds' Governments begin cracking down on the People. I mean Great Britain is now creating a Global Warming Gestapo for God's sake. Their new Gestapo will spy on citizens to make sure they are following the Global Warming protocols. Violators will be fined and possibly imprisoned. Everyone is for less pollution but what the Global Warming fanatics are proposing is just wrong. Personally i value freedom & liberty much more than i fear "Global Warming." I think more & more people are beginning to agree with me.

 

[Gadawg73]

Hey now, we all know global warming is an international communist pinko fag plot.
Cigarrette smoking is actually is good for you, tort reform brings down insurance rates, homosexuality is a mental illness, man walked with dinosaurs and the new and improved ABBUSTER will help you lose 20 pounds in 20 days.

 

[LibocalypseNow]

Well "Global Warming" is a Leftist/Socialist plot for sure. Can't go with you on the rest though. Look at who is behind all the hysterical fear mongering and you will find all your answers. It really is mainly a Leftist/Socialist political movement.

 

[Maple]

Phase 1 Denial:
- Global Warming does not exist
- We need hundreds of years to tell whether the climate is changing
- It is probably just a statistical anamoly
- There is a blizzard in DC today so that disproves Global Warming

Phase 2 Culpability
- There is Global Warming but you can't prove man has caused it
- The Ice Age happened without men causing it
- CO2 is good for you
- We need more study before we do anything about it

Phase 3 Surrender
- Global Warming was caused by man but it is too late to do anything about it
- No use changing things now, the damage is done

Would you like to answer a couple of questions??? I have two-

1. Mars has warmed at the same rate the Earth did.

2. CO2 has risen and the earth's temperature has cooled.

Explain those 2 facts and maybe you can get my attention about man made global warming. There has ALWAYS been climate change, we all know that, but man-caused? you are gonna need to PROVE--- and you can't unless you can answer the two above questions.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1720024.ece

Mars is being hit by rapid climate change and it is happening so fast that the red planet could lose its southern ice cap, writes Jonathan Leake.

Scientists from Nasa say that Mars has warmed by about 0.5C since the 1970s. This is similar to the warming experienced on Earth over approximately the same period.

Since there is no known life on Mars it suggests rapid changes in planetary climates could be natural phenomena.


" A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put it's pants on." Winston Churchill.

 

[LibocalypseNow]

We are not all going to suddenly die from too much co2. It just ain't gonna happen. More co2 in the atmosphere actually has a lot of benefits. The Global Warming zealots have turned this issue into a religious cult & political movement. Just take a close look at who is dong all of the hysterical fear mongering and you will find all the answers. The Leftists/Socialists have simply over-played their hand on this stuff. Personally,i value Freedom & Liberty much more than i fear "Global Warming." I think more & more people are beginning to agree with me on that.