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[Crixus]

What is The Meaning of Life?

to serve God. We were created by God out of dust and to dust we will return.

You're wrong.

It's a movie that the Monty Python bunch made in the 1980s.

We can agree to disagree, this is what I believe in. You are free to believe something else.

Why is it so hard to get fat kids to run with out having to threaten to kill them?

 

[Mortimer]

Dearest Mortimer, do you have any hobbies?

Yes. My hobbies are internet and TV.

 

[Mortimer]

What is The Meaning of Life?

to serve God. We were created by God out of dust and to dust we will return.

You're wrong.

It's a movie that the Monty Python bunch made in the 1980s.

We can agree to disagree, this is what I believe in. You are free to believe something else.

Why is it so hard to get fat kids to run with out having to threaten to kill them?

Probably because fat people have a hard time running, I cant run myself only slowly walk.

 

[Vastator]

When was the last time you got into a fight?

 

[Mortimer]

When was the last time you got into a fight?

I never got really into a serious fight. A bit "wrestling" in school maybe. Once I got punched in the head, and i had headache for a few days. I was drunk and made fun of some people in a pub, I called out a guy and said his girlfriend is a whore. He came at me and punched me in the head.

 

[Crixus]

What is The Meaning of Life?

to serve God. We were created by God out of dust and to dust we will return.

You're wrong.

It's a movie that the Monty Python bunch made in the 1980s.

We can agree to disagree, this is what I believe in. You are free to believe something else.

Why is it so hard to get fat kids to run with out having to threaten to kill them?

Probably because fat people have a hard time running, I cant run myself only slowly walk.

Ack in high school this kid weighed like 290, but man could sprint.

 

[Mortimer]

Go ahead. The thread needs revival.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Go ahead. The thread needs revival.

If you were employed by a pirate, to sell corn on the cob, what price would you charge for it?

 

[Michelle420]

What American city would you visit if you could and why?

 

[Mortimer]

Go ahead. The thread needs revival.

If you were employed by a pirate, to sell corn on the cob, what price would you charge for it?

Maybe 10$ eatch. I first wanted to say 5 $ but changed my mind as I could make negatives probably.

 

[Mortimer]

What American city would you visit if you could and why?

All of them, but probably right now comes to mind. Miami, Chicago, Washington, New York, Los Angeles, Houston. In no particular order.

 

[Michelle420]

Have you ever smoked weed?

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Go ahead. The thread needs revival.

If you were employed by a pirate, to sell corn on the cob, what price would you charge for it?

Maybe 10$ eatch. I first wanted to say 5 $ but changed my mind as I could make negatives probably.

No, you would sell each cob for a dollar. You'd be selling it for a buck an ear.

 

[Mortimer]

Have you ever smoked weed?

Yes as teenager and twenty year old.

 

[MisterBeale]

Do you believe that humans are causing the planet to get warmer and the oceans to rise?

 

[miketx]

 

[Muhammed]

Mortimer, why did you first tell us that you were Samoan, and then later say that you are Serbian?

 

[Meathead]

Who put the "bomp" in the bomp sha bomp bomp bomp?

 

[Muhammed]

Who put the "bomp" in the bomp sha bomp bomp bomp?

The same guy who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

 

[Meathead]

Who put the "bomp" in the bomp sha bomp bomp bomp?

The same guy who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

Who was that man?