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[Mortimer]

As the topic title...

 

[TheOldSchool]

What is our purpose for being here?

 

[Mortimer]

What is our purpose for being here?

you mean on this forum or our existence in general?

On this forum at least for me to ask questions, inform myself and to entertain myself (pass time) and for communication with other people.
Our existence in general is to serve God, do good deeds, and finally enter into the next life.

 

[Ringel05]

I'm gonna fart. Can you catch it and turn it purple?

 

[Mortimer]

I'm gonna fart. Can you catch it and turn it purple?

No I cant.

 

[Ringel05]

I'm gonna fart. Can you catch it and turn it purple?

No I cant.

Then what good are ya?

 

[ScienceRocks]

Why do you think you're white when you're clearly not?

 

[DarkFury]

What is the largest animal in Serbia that you can hunt and kill?

 

[Mortimer]

Why do you think you're white when you're clearly not?

Why do you think that "I think im White". I dont think Im White. Did I ever clearly stated that Im white ? No, I asked others if they think Im White it was a question but not a statement. I never said "Im white".

 

[Mortimer]

What is the largest animal in Serbia that you can hunt and kill?

probably a bear, but i dont know if it is legal to hunt and to kill him, only under certain circumstances maybe if he is wild and dangerous then they could hunt him and kill him.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Q. Just how much of a Republican is JakeStarkey

 

[Mortimer]

Q. Just how much of a Republican is JakeStarkey

I dont know him, sorry, cant answer. If he says he is Republican he probably is.

 

[DarkFury]

I have an artist friend who lives in Serbia. Nationally know Dora zacora ?????????? I can't spell her last name.
Do you know who I am talking about?

 

[Mortimer]

I have an artist friend who lives in Serbia. Nationally know Dora zacora ?????????? I can't spell her last name.
Do you know who I am talking about?

No I dont know her, sorry friend. Its cool that you have a friend from Serbia.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

What is The Meaning of Life?

 

[Mortimer]

What is The Meaning of Life?

to serve God. We were created by God out of dust and to dust we will return.

 

[Hossfly]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

 

[DarkFury]

My friend Dora often talks about growing up during the bombings and air raids. Did you as well?

 

[deannalw]

I'm gonna fart. Can you catch it and turn it purple?

Use a FLIR. The air around your pooter will light up pretty

 

[deannalw]

As the topic title...

When will any of us lazy sons a bitches clean out the fridge?