Your Favorite Biden SOTU Gaffes

[Weatherman2020]

I’m sure Putin has changed his plans after Joe’s Slurring of the Union speech last night. He’s now going to take all of Europe.

It was a poorly acted forced Full Metal Word Salad. Cure cancer. Like nobody ever thought of that before. Oh wait. Joe promised to cure cancer years ago. Oops. Great things that Joe said that will be quoted for generations on 4th of July:

“Let’s take a moment to reset.”

“Folks! We gotta grow the ‘coming!”

“Made great strife"

“You can’t build a wall high enough to stop a vaccine.”

“Eljibilty"

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

“The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.”

“The US is the only nation that turns every crisis into opportunity!”

“I’ve got a better idea how to fight inflation. Lower your costs not your wages.”

“Nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay a single penny more in taxes.”

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Thanks for watching for us so we could get your unbiased opinion.

Personally, I watched my Gators take down Vandy in a must win game!

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Thanks for watching for us so we could get your unbiased opinion.

Personally, I watched my Gators take down Vandy in a must win game!

So you took the time and keystrokes to drop in to say something about something you knew nothing about. So what's new?

 

[Harpy Eagle]

So you took the time and keystrokes to drop in to say something about something you knew nothing about. So what's new?

Yes, I took the time to thank one of our posters for his hard work and sacrifice.

Why does that make your little Nazi heart upset?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I am not the one proudly using the swastika as my avatar, you might wish to look in the mirror.

You absolutely CAN'T stop talking about my swastika. This makes me very happy. Keep it up. Every time you reply, I get one more chance to boost my numbers. Thank you.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

You absolutely CAN'T stop talking about my swastika. This makes me very happy. Keep it up. Every time you reply, I get one more chance to boost my numbers. Thank you.

I am glad to help you boost your numbers, that seems to be so very important to you as you have now told me that same thing like 3 times.

 

[miketx]

I was surprised he was a coherent as he was. The problems he wants to fix, many of them he caused.

 

[TNHarley]

Soooo lies, stupidity and senility. Exactly why I didnt watch.

 

[miketx]

Soooo lies, stupidity and senility. Exactly why I didnt watch.

Then you have no right to even talk about it!!!!

 

[TNHarley]

Then you have no right to even talk about it!!!!

ok bye

 

[Flash]

I’m sure Putin has changed his plans after Joe’s Slurring of the Union speech last night. He’s now going to take all of Europe.

It was a poorly acted forced Full Metal Word Salad. Cure cancer. Like nobody ever thought of that before. Oh wait. Joe promised to cure cancer years ago. Oops. Great things that Joe said that will be quoted for generations on 4th of July:

“Let’s take a moment to reset.”

“Folks! We gotta grow the ‘coming!”

“Made great strife"

“You can’t build a wall high enough to stop a vaccine.”

“Eljibilty"

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

“The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.”

“The US is the only nation that turns every crisis into opportunity!”

“I’ve got a better idea how to fight inflation. Lower your costs not your wages.”

“Nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay a single penny more in taxes.”

Then these Moon Bats wonder why we ridicule them so much for being so stupid as to have voted for this clown.

With this idiot as President the Democrats are so going to get their asses beat in the mid terms.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I am glad to help you boost your numbers, that seems to be so very important to you as you have now told me that same thing like 3 times.

How magnanimous of you. Thank you.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Then these Moon Bats wonder why we ridicule them so much for being so stupid as to have voted for this clown.

With this idiot as President the Democrats are so going to get their asses beat in the mid terms.

It's going to be glorious to watch.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

How magnanimous of you. Thank you.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

With this idiot as President the Democrats are so going to get their asses beat in the mid terms.

Just like the Reups had their asses beat in the last mid terms.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

 

[miketx]

ok bye

What was even more apalling during the whole fiasco was all the useless people giving that idiot standing ovations

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

He did not?

Did he really say that?

LOL!

I usually tune all of these demons out but...

Oh I gotta watch this train wreck.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

What was even more apalling during the whole fiasco was all the useless people giving that idiot standing ovations

First time in the history of the SOU that anyone was given a standing ovation.

 

[Weatherman2020]

SOTU — So, Biden says he wants everything Made in America. Then moments later says he’ll soon be sending out more free Covid tests — which were made in China.

Only five Supreme Court Justices at the State of the Union. I always smile when I notice the absence of Sam Alito, who was attacked in the media after being seen on camera mouthing the words “not true” during an Obama speech — when Obama was saying something that was not true.