Your Favorite Biden SOTU Gaffes

[DukeU]

I was surprised he was a coherent as he was. The problems he wants to fix, many of them he caused.

 

[jbrownson0831]

I’m sure Putin has changed his plans after Joe’s Slurring of the Union speech last night. He’s now going to take all of Europe.

It was a poorly acted forced Full Metal Word Salad. Cure cancer. Like nobody ever thought of that before. Oh wait. Joe promised to cure cancer years ago. Oops. Great things that Joe said that will be quoted for generations on 4th of July:

“Let’s take a moment to reset.”

“Folks! We gotta grow the ‘coming!”

“Made great strife"

“You can’t build a wall high enough to stop a vaccine.”

“Eljibilty"

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

“The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.”

“The US is the only nation that turns every crisis into opportunity!”

“I’ve got a better idea how to fight inflation. Lower your costs not your wages.”

“Nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay a single penny more in taxes.”

I thought the Governor of Iowa did a great job in her rebuttal of the idiot in chief.

And didn't his backup bitches get an uncomfortable look when that happened!

Well Ho Harris is certainly used to bouncing up and down a lot so no problem for her.

 

[Rogue AI]

Let us not forget the 'free' pills. Brilliant plan, test positive, maybe, get 'free' pills on the spot. What could go wrong? Especially if it's a false positive.

Biden announces new COVID initiative that gives Americans free pills

U.S. President Joe Biden on Tuesday said his administration has launched a new initiative that will allow Americans to get tested for COVID-19 at a pharmacy and immediately receive free pills if they test positive.

www.reuters.com

 

[Weatherman2020]

“Stop doctors from prescribing treatments.”

Joe Biden State of the Union Show (exact quote)

 

[miketx]

And this gem, the lying bastard said that the gun industry was the only industry that has immunity from being sued. I guess the lying commie bastard forgot about the industry that makes the covid 19 vaccine who can't be sued!

 

[BluesLegend]

His only domestic applause lines were for policies he opposed the past year until just minutes before the SOTU speech. A total phony flip flop spin job.

 

[westwall]

So you took the time and keystrokes to drop in to say something about something you knew nothing about. So what's new?

He has to support his master. It's in his contract.

 

[BackAgain]

"And let's get all Americans the mental health services they need."

Yep, Brandon said that. All Americans need mental health services.

It kinda goes with his claim that he’s ordered more drugs than any other President.

 

[Magnus]

It's going to be glorious to watch.

Not as glorious as watching the orange douche bag and his retard followers whine about a lost election.

Tell us again about the Chinese bamboo-laced ballots that brought down your fuhrer!! You know the one that was fired by Jewish space lasers!!!! Never gets old.

 

[BackAgain]

“Stop doctors from prescribing treatments.”

Joe Biden State of the Union Show (exact quote)

Yeah. “No more treatments!”

Patient: Doc, I got a little problem here can you help me get rid of this awful pain?

Doctor: I could, but the law now prohibits me from prescribing anything in the way of treatment. That will be $200.00.

 

[BackAgain]

Not as glorious as watching the orange douche bag and his retard followers whine about a lost election.

Tell us again about the Chinese bamboo-laced ballots that brought down your fuhrer!! You know the one that was fired by Jewish space lasers!!!! Never gets old.

Minimus strikes again!

 

[bodecea]

You absolutely CAN'T stop talking about my swastika. This makes me very happy. Keep it up. Every time you reply, I get one more chance to boost my numbers. Thank you.

I'm sure you are DELIGHTED to have people notice your swastika. When you show people what you are, we are smart to believe you.

 

[bodecea]

Soooo lies, stupidity and senility. Exactly why I didnt watch.

Then how would you know?

 

[bodecea]

What was even more apalling during the whole fiasco was all the useless people giving that idiot standing ovations

Awwww..... More fun watching MTG in her Putin-Red suit, right?

 

[westwall]

Not as glorious as watching the orange douche bag and his retard followers whine about a lost election.

Tell us again about the Chinese bamboo-laced ballots that brought down your fuhrer!! You know the one that was fired by Jewish space lasers!!!! Never gets old.

Stolen is not lost, as you will find out soon enough.

 

[westwall]

I'm sure you are DELIGHTED to have people notice your swastika. When you show people what you are, we are smart to believe you.

Actually, you're so fucking dumb you can't even understand what his image is saying.


DURRRRRR

 

[miketx]

I'm sure you are DELIGHTED to have people notice your swastika. When you show people what you are, we are smart to believe you.

Liar pretends not to know what the democrat mascot is.

 

[Osiris-ODS]

I’m sure Putin has changed his plans after Joe’s Slurring of the Union speech last night. He’s now going to take all of Europe.

It was a poorly acted forced Full Metal Word Salad. Cure cancer. Like nobody ever thought of that before. Oh wait. Joe promised to cure cancer years ago. Oops. Great things that Joe said that will be quoted for generations on 4th of July:

“Let’s take a moment to reset.”

“Folks! We gotta grow the ‘coming!”

“Made great strife"

“You can’t build a wall high enough to stop a vaccine.”

“Eljibilty"

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people."

“The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.”

“The US is the only nation that turns every crisis into opportunity!”

“I’ve got a better idea how to fight inflation. Lower your costs not your wages.”

“Nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay a single penny more in taxes.”

This was the funniest.

 

[miketx]

Dear Bodecea,

These you're right, these damned Trumpers shouldn't display that swastika on the donkey like they are doing, so I made one that I think is much more pleasing to the sophisticated eye. I hope you like it.

Love,
Mike

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Actually, you're so fucking dumb you can't even understand what his image is saying.


DURRRRRR

They know it. They're purposely acting brain dead because they think it's cute. What a sorry, pathetic way to live what used to qualify as a life.