What To Wear When The Wife Has Chores For You...

[007]

 

[Phoenix]

 

[007]

I don't know if there's actually a person in those camies or not.... it almost looks like they stuffed them with something...

 

[Zoom-boing]

When I saw the pic I thought 'eeww, what an ugly couch' . . . then I noticed the guy on it! Think I'll get me one of these camo couches!

 

[007]

When I saw the pic I thought 'eeww, what an ugly couch' . . . then I noticed the guy on it! Think I'll get me one of these camo couches!

I actually think it's kind of creepy. I once found a guy living in an apartment by me down in Florida that had painted a large black cross in his front door, laid in much the same position on his couch and blew his brains out. Ever smelled what a dead person that has bled much of their bodies blood out of hole in their skull into a couch and onto the floor inside an apartment in warm Florida with no air conditioning and the windows shut that's been dead for a few days smells like? Believe me.... if you don't know, you never want to find out. Dead "humans" reek.

 

[YWN666]

I always hide by sitting on top of the washing machine. She wouldn't find me for weeks.

 

[editec]

Good one, PR.

I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

Back when I was still married, of course.

 

[007]

Good one, PR.

I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

Back when I was still married, of course.

Yeah I've had the bartender friend do the "I haven't seen him/he's not here" bit for me too. Worked great, right up until cell phones were invented.

 

[YWN666]

Good one, PR.

I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

Back when I was still married, of course.

In my hometown, there used to be a bar named "He's Not Here"

 

[strollingbones]

i thought you meant to wear a couch took a minute to get the joke

 

[Phoenix]

Good one, PR.

I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

Back when I was still married, of course.

In my hometown, there used to be a bar named "He's Not Here"

There is one not far from me called "The Office". Brilliant, no?

 

[007]

Good one, PR.

I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

Back when I was still married, of course.

In my hometown, there used to be a bar named "He's Not Here"

There's this little whole in the wall town near me called Stitser, and there's a bar there called "My Girlfriends"...

Try telling your wife... "I'm at my girlfriends"...

 

[Phoenix]

There's this little whole in the wall town near me called Stitser, and there's a bar there called "My Girlfriends"...

Try telling your wife... "I'm at my girlfriends"...

That could go badly either way ...

 

[007]

There's this little whole in the wall town near me called Stitser, and there's a bar there called "My Girlfriends"...

Try telling your wife... "I'm at my girlfriends"...

That could go badly either way ...

I don't have to worry one way or the other... I'm single and lovin' it. 22 years now.