Mohammed

[manu1959]

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates. He is very
excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up'
And he points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds ..

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher
still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus...You
will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs,
ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look
exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and
Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

 

[strollingbones]

o that was just plain bad...and not in the good sense...just bad...i swear....of course i will tell that to someone ...some time today...

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

A fatwa

Q. Is Prophet Muhammad (Sallallahu Alayhi Wasallam) alive in his grave?
A. Yes. Nabi (Sallallahu Alayhi Wasallam) is alive in his grave. This is a unanimous aqeedah (belief) of the Ahle-Sunnah wal Jama'ah (Ahsanul Fatawa)

http://www.jamiat.org.za/jqa/misc.htm