Gobble Gobble Y'all

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Thanksgiving Humor anybody?

Jokes, cartoons, comics, stories, riddles........all about Thanksgiving?

 

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[ABikerSailor]

A Thanksgiving Turkey joke.......................

1st Turkey: Gobble, gobble gobble, gobble?
2nd Turkey: Gobble gobble?

1st Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble.
2nd Turkey: Ha! Ha! Ha!

(Yeah, it qualifies as a Dad joke too..................)

 

[strollingbones]

my neighbors have turkeys...they planned to slaughter them a year or so ago but things went south...and now they have had them for 2 years and offered one to me for thanksgiving...i declined...that would some tough ass eating

 

[Road Runner]

A Thanksgiving Turkey joke.......................

1st Turkey: Gobble, gobble gobble, gobble?
2nd Turkey: Gobble gobble?

1st Turkey: Gobble gobble gobble.
2nd Turkey: Ha! Ha! Ha!

(Yeah, it qualifies as a Dad joke too..................)

How is that funny?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

 

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[Road Runner]

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Yeah, why was there never a Grinch Thanksgiving movie? There was the original Christmas one, and a Halloween prequel one, but no Thanksgiving or Easter.

 

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[ABikerSailor]

How is that funny?

First turkey asked the second turkey a riddle. The second turkey asked about the riddle because they didn't know the answer. The first turkey answered with the punch line. The second turkey laughed.

Damn.......................you didn't get the joke?

 

[Road Runner]

First turkey asked the second turkey a riddle. The second turkey asked about the riddle because they didn't know the answer. The first turkey answered with the punch line. The second turkey laughed.

Damn.......................you didn't get the joke?

I know what was going on, I just don't know how it was funny.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I know what was going on, I just don't know how it was funny.

I guess you just gotta be able to speak gobble (turkey language).

Guess you also missed the part where I said it was a Dad joke.

Q: Do trees poop?
A: Where do you think No. 2 pencils come from?

(yeah, another Dad joke).

 

[Road Runner]

I guess you just gotta be able to speak gobble (turkey language).

I think he does.