Alex Jones, the proprietor of the online supplement store and conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, theorized today that liberal lesbians seek out people who will torture them and eat their brains.
On todayās Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that āmost of the so-called liberal lesbiansā are women who want men with a āduckās ass haircut and the James Dean outfitā to physically slap them around, and that if they canāt find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
āMost of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thatās manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Iām not saying itās good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they canāt find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodāknock them upside their head and have ā50 Shades of Greyā about the sexy rich guy thatās going to chain you up,ā Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
āOf course, youāre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyāre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyāre gonna say, āNow Iām gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.ā Thatās the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youāre looking in the mirrorāthis is one thing I know they like to doāand they go āIām going to eat your brain now.āā
Jones then devolved into an impression of his imagined liberal lesbian dominatrix torturing a captor that is difficult to explain.
āLetās start at the side areas here, because we donāt want to take away your sightāthe backāor your thinking on the front. Iām gonna eat your cerebral cortex last,ā Jones said, beginning to scream in his studio.
āIāve got power. I love Satan,ā Jones yelled, growing louder and louder. āAnd Iām gonna suck you dry and Iām going to torture you to death. And youāre going to follow my liberal orders, and youāre going to talk like I talk, and youāre going to be guilty when I say youāre guilty. And youāre gonna bow to me.
On todayās Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that āmost of the so-called liberal lesbiansā are women who want men with a āduckās ass haircut and the James Dean outfitā to physically slap them around, and that if they canāt find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
āMost of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thatās manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Iām not saying itās good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they canāt find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodāknock them upside their head and have ā50 Shades of Greyā about the sexy rich guy thatās going to chain you up,ā Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
āOf course, youāre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyāre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyāre gonna say, āNow Iām gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.ā Thatās the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youāre looking in the mirrorāthis is one thing I know they like to doāand they go āIām going to eat your brain now.āā
Jones then devolved into an impression of his imagined liberal lesbian dominatrix torturing a captor that is difficult to explain.
āLetās start at the side areas here, because we donāt want to take away your sightāthe backāor your thinking on the front. Iām gonna eat your cerebral cortex last,ā Jones said, beginning to scream in his studio.
āIāve got power. I love Satan,ā Jones yelled, growing louder and louder. āAnd Iām gonna suck you dry and Iām going to torture you to death. And youāre going to follow my liberal orders, and youāre going to talk like I talk, and youāre going to be guilty when I say youāre guilty. And youāre gonna bow to me.
