Alex Jones, the proprietor of the online supplement store and conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, theorized today that liberal lesbians seek out people who will torture them and eat their brains.
On todayâs Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that âmost of the so-called liberal lesbiansâ are women who want men with a âduckâs ass haircut and the James Dean outfitâ to physically slap them around, and that if they canât find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
âMost of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thatâs manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Iâm not saying itâs good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they canât find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodâknock them upside their head and have â50 Shades of Greyâ about the sexy rich guy thatâs going to chain you up,â Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
âOf course, youâre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyâre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyâre gonna say, âNow Iâm gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.â Thatâs the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youâre looking in the mirrorâthis is one thing I know they like to doâand they go âIâm going to eat your brain now.ââ
Jones then devolved into an impression of his imagined liberal lesbian dominatrix torturing a captor that is difficult to explain.
âLetâs start at the side areas here, because we donât want to take away your sightâthe backâor your thinking on the front. Iâm gonna eat your cerebral cortex last,â Jones said, beginning to scream in his studio.
âIâve got power. I love Satan,â Jones yelled, growing louder and louder. âAnd Iâm gonna suck you dry and Iâm going to torture you to death. And youâre going to follow my liberal orders, and youâre going to talk like I talk, and youâre going to be guilty when I say youâre guilty. And youâre gonna bow to me.
On todayâs Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that âmost of the so-called liberal lesbiansâ are women who want men with a âduckâs ass haircut and the James Dean outfitâ to physically slap them around, and that if they canât find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
âMost of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thatâs manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Iâm not saying itâs good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they canât find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodâknock them upside their head and have â50 Shades of Greyâ about the sexy rich guy thatâs going to chain you up,â Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
âOf course, youâre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyâre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyâre gonna say, âNow Iâm gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy.â Thatâs the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youâre looking in the mirrorâthis is one thing I know they like to doâand they go âIâm going to eat your brain now.ââ
Jones then devolved into an impression of his imagined liberal lesbian dominatrix torturing a captor that is difficult to explain.
âLetâs start at the side areas here, because we donât want to take away your sightâthe backâor your thinking on the front. Iâm gonna eat your cerebral cortex last,â Jones said, beginning to scream in his studio.
âIâve got power. I love Satan,â Jones yelled, growing louder and louder. âAnd Iâm gonna suck you dry and Iâm going to torture you to death. And youâre going to follow my liberal orders, and youâre going to talk like I talk, and youâre going to be guilty when I say youâre guilty. And youâre gonna bow to me.
