What's your favorite "Trump" joke?

[deanrd]

I just heard that Trump is the anti Roosevelt:

"Speak loudly and carry a tiny stick."

I guess cuz it fits his tiny hand.

Hear any other good ones?

 

[Tank]

Did you hear the one about how Trump will never be President?

 

[Meathead]

Trump himself was a "joke", remember?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Trump has no path to the White House.....what a laugher that one turned out to be

 

[Meathead]

ME, ME!

Hillary was the best qualified and smartest candidate to run for public office since Pericles 2500 years ago!!

 

[Votto]

NO MORE CHEDDER CHEESE!

Make America grate again.

 

[deanrd]

Trump was saying that Obama's birth certificate was "fake".

Trump is the last guy who should be in charge of "fake".

Fake hair.

Fake University

Fake press conferences

Fake Charity Foundation

Fake Tan

He is not the guy who should be in charge of Fake.

So says Seth Meyers.

 

[deanrd]

A guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me for putting on make up.

So said Marco Rubio.