Mulletsgalore.com-an internet classic! Now it's back!

[Marion Morrison]

Mulletsgalore .com has given me literally hours of laughter. Everyone should see it at least once!

So here you go:

Stay Away. From Captain Howdy. <read disclaimer.

Then click on link and go to "classifications". Sections 1-10

Wayback Machine

 

[Moonglow]

Because rat tails are not funny...

 

[Marion Morrison]

Because rat tails are not funny...

Of course they are!
15. hesher: a hesher who chooses to rokk (as in Dokken) the mullet. A subspecies of the filthier "Groders," the heshers are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Note the molester mustache and mischievous look. Heshermullets like riding their BMX bikes around town and selling oregano (disguised as pot) to Junior High students on their way to the video arcade.

Mulletude: 11

Aggressiveness: 11

Hobbies: putting firecrackers up cats' butts, lighting fires, drawing Satanic slogans on their white Converse with no laces.

Sightings: Liquor stores, dry humping under the bleachers.

Favorite Band: Dokken

 

[Marion Morrison]

Bump fer if you've been teh interwebz, you should know about this.

 

[Marion Morrison]

C'mon! Check it out!

You will laugh, unless you have no sense of humor.

 

[Marion Morrison]

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[Marion Morrison]

Bump fer teh awesome! Check out the OP link!

 

[Marion Morrison]

1. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed.

The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.



Mulletude:10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights.

Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes).

Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band

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[fncceo]

Only a special kind of guy can pull it off ...

Brock 'frickkin' Samson.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Only a special kind of guy can pull it off ...

Brock 'frickkin' Samson.

2. CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank.


Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.


Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.


It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).


Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.

Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.

Favorite Band: AC/DC

 

[Marion Morrison]

38. fuck yeah: that's what i'm talkin' 'bout, son.

all white = all night.

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: boozin', whorin', swearin', spittin', kickin' ass, takin' names.

Sightings: extinct: 1986

Favorite Band: Golden Earring.

Check out the Firebird! I don't think that's stock paint.

 

[ChrisL]

How does that saying go? Business in the front, party in the back!

 

[Marion Morrison]

How does that saying go? Business in the front, party in the back!

That comes from this one.

4. businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut: These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back.

When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are).

Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious.



Mulletude: 5

Aggressiveness: 3

Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy).

Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs.

Favorite Band: Joe Cocker

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

And a more current trend . . .

 

[Marion Morrison]

And a more current trend . . .

 

[ChrisL]

What if douche dumpling dudes and mullet men got together? Would there be world peace or a world in pieces?

 

[Marion Morrison]

What if douche dumpling dudes and mullet men got together? Would there be world peace or a world in pieces?

I think the world would implode.

 

[ChrisL]

Could be a movie. Douche dumpling travels back in time and meets mullet man. War ensues.

 

[ChrisL]

I wonder who would win the war? I think I will put my money on the mullet man.