Fencing is the gayest Olympic sport

[westwall]

seems more like a deadly fighting art to me...

Kendo vs Fencing - YouTube

Historically, Samurai almost allways lost in duels against Portuguese rapier weilding soldiers.

 

[koshergrl]

It's hard to fence in a dress, I imagine.

 

[Unkotare]

seems more like a deadly fighting art to me...

Kendo vs Fencing - YouTube

Historically, Samurai almost allways lost in duels against Portuguese rapier weilding soldiers.

What duels?

 

[Unkotare]

It's hard to fence in a dress, I imagine.

 

[koshergrl]

 

[Unkotare]

LOL. What the hell is that little art project?

 

[koshergrl]

I have no idea, I was just looking for an example of samurai armour/dress and that one looked the most like the fencer in the dress thing.

 

[Unkotare]

I'm giving you a hard time. It is not a dress.

 

[koshergrl]

"Robe"

 

[Pho_King]

But I have to go with the classic most gay...

Stunning display from Yan Han! - Innsbruck 2012 Men's Figure Skating - YouTube

Figure skating is quite definitely the most homo of all Olympic sports, but I was limiting my list to summer Olympics. Even watching figure skating can make someone gay.

 

[Pho_King]

Seriously. There are other homo sports like synchronized diving, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating (in winter) and swimming, but fencing is the most homo. What do you think?

I think that after one of the thirteen year old girls in my fencing club had gotten done whipping your ass all over the floor you would drag your sorry ass back home and whine for a few days.

If you fenced anybody bigger you wouldn't be able to get back home

Dream on. And what is an adult doing organizing a group for thirteen year old bushpushers? You are one sick fuck.

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. But not because they carry a shitty, flexible little sword. If they start carrying claymores, get back to me. But fencing........ Is as gay as gay gets. Hell, the greatest fencer in history is agador Spartacus. That should say it all.

 

[Unkotare]

"Robe"

Not even that. What you are thinking about are wide trousers. However, these would seldom be worn into battle.

 

[Unkotare]

Even watching figure skating can make someone gay.

Is that what happened to you?

 

[Pho_King]

"Robe"

Not even that. What you are thinking about are wide trousers. However, these would seldom be worn into battle.

Wide trousers HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you also refer to your cutoff short shorts as your high pants?

 

[Pho_King]

Even watching figure skating can make someone gay.

Is that what happened to you?

Absolutely not. Normal people feel a natural revulsion almost immediately upon witnessing figure skating, or fencing for that matter. Just think of the reaction you and your mulleted girlfriend get when you are out in public. It's immediate, and it's intense. I actually know very little about the homo sports. And my ignorance Is purposeful

 

[westwall]

seems more like a deadly fighting art to me...

Kendo vs Fencing - YouTube

Historically, Samurai almost allways lost in duels against Portuguese rapier weilding soldiers.

What duels?

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

 

[Unkotare]

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. .

What a fucking pussy you are.

 

[westwall]

Seriously. There are other homo sports like synchronized diving, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating (in winter) and swimming, but fencing is the most homo. What do you think?

I think that after one of the thirteen year old girls in my fencing club had gotten done whipping your ass all over the floor you would drag your sorry ass back home and whine for a few days.

If you fenced anybody bigger you wouldn't be able to get back home

Dream on. And what is an adult doing organizing a group for thirteen year old bushpushers? You are one sick fuck.

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. But not because they carry a shitty, flexible little sword. If they start carrying claymores, get back to me. But fencing........ Is as gay as gay gets. Hell, the greatest fencer in history is agador Spartacus. That should say it all.

Oh, you're not a man. Men actually do things, you're just a little wee internet troll. Who also happens to be as fruity as a fruitcake so chin up sweetpea, you'll find your hunka hunka burnin love soon!

They're ALLWAYS looking for catchers!

 

[Unkotare]

Historically, Samurai almost allways lost in duels against Portuguese rapier weilding soldiers.

What duels?

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Documented? Link?

 

[Unkotare]

Even watching figure skating can make someone gay.

Is that what happened to you?

Absolutely not.

So you've always known you were gay, even before watching figure skating? Ok.