Fencing is the gayest Olympic sport

[Pho_King]

Historically, Samurai almost allways lost in duels against Portuguese rapier weilding soldiers.

What duels?

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Goddamn. If anyone doubts the gayness of fencing, just look at the references to homo samurais and Portuguese lesbian rapiests that this topic has engendered. YOU ARE ALL GAY

 

[Peach]

A SPORT cannot have a sexual orientation!

 

[Unkotare]

"Robe"

Not even that. What you are thinking about are wide trousers. However, these would seldom be worn into battle.

Wide trousers HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm glad your ignorance makes you so happy, even 'gay' one might say.

 

[Pho_King]

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. .

What a fucking pussy you are.

When a size 16 tattooed dyke like yourself starts talking about fucking pussies, I do start to worry.

 

[Pho_King]

I think that after one of the thirteen year old girls in my fencing club had gotten done whipping your ass all over the floor you would drag your sorry ass back home and whine for a few days.

If you fenced anybody bigger you wouldn't be able to get back home

Dream on. And what is an adult doing organizing a group for thirteen year old bushpushers? You are one sick fuck.

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. But not because they carry a shitty, flexible little sword. If they start carrying claymores, get back to me. But fencing........ Is as gay as gay gets. Hell, the greatest fencer in history is agador Spartacus. That should say it all.

Oh, you're not a man. Men actually do things, you're just a little wee internet troll. Who also happens to be as fruity as a fruitcake so chin up sweetpea, you'll find your hunka hunka burnin love soon!

They're ALLWAYS looking for catchers!

Hey. You are the one organizing activities for 13year old lesbians to play with your sword. You sound like a father's nightmare.

 

[westwall]

What duels?

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Documented? Link?

Well documented. I will find one of my books on dueling and get you the info from it. The Samurai were not able to deal with the point (as you are no doubt aware using the point is kinda looked down upon in Kenjutsu) so the Samurai were very much at a disadvantage when going up against a rapier.

Frequently the result was ai-uchi but that was due entirely to the Samurai's indomitable will, where they quite simply marched up the sword that was impaling them, and killed the weilder before they in turn died.

When I was in Japan I would attend classes in the various dojo's in my area and I can attest to the fact that they still don't know how to deal with point attacks and disengages.

 

[Pho_King]

A SPORT cannot have a sexual orientation!

That's about as dumb as referring to skirts as wide trousers.

 

[westwall]

What duels?

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Goddamn. If anyone doubts the gayness of fencing, just look at the references to homo samurais and Portuguese lesbian rapiests that this topic has engendered. YOU ARE ALL GAY

Why yes we are baby, when you going to come over and show us how to do it properly?

 

[Pho_King]

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Documented? Link?

Well documented. I will find one of my books on dueling and get you the info from it. The Samurai were not able to deal with the point (as you are no doubt aware using the point is kinda looked down upon in Kenjutsu) so the Samurai were very much at a disadvantage when going up against a rapier.

Frequently the result was ai-uchi but that was due entirely to the Samurai's indomitable will, where they quite simply marched up the sword that was impaling them, and killed the weilder before they in turn died.

When I was in Japan I would attend classes in the various dojo's in my area and I can attest to the fact that they still don't know how to deal with point attacks and disengages.[/



Do you play with My Little Pony too? Do you get turned on when you visit the fish department at the local Asian grocery store?

 

[Pho_King]

There were many duels in the Portuguese trading enclaves.

Goddamn. If anyone doubts the gayness of fencing, just look at the references to homo samurais and Portuguese lesbian rapiests that this topic has engendered. YOU ARE ALL GAY

Why yes we are baby, when you going to come over and show us how to do it properly?

Neither my good sense nor my wife would allow me to participate in activities of such epic homo dimensions.

 

[westwall]

Dream on. And what is an adult doing organizing a group for thirteen year old bushpushers? You are one sick fuck.

And yes. There are more than a few bushpushers that can beat up men. But it's easy to tell them from a mile away. The mulletudinous plumage, the aggressive stance, the tattoos and combat boots, the muscle shirts.... Many, if not most of them look like muscular joe dirts, and they are hideously frightening. The thought of a whole Teenage club of them is frightening. But not because they carry a shitty, flexible little sword. If they start carrying claymores, get back to me. But fencing........ Is as gay as gay gets. Hell, the greatest fencer in history is agador Spartacus. That should say it all.

Oh, you're not a man. Men actually do things, you're just a little wee internet troll. Who also happens to be as fruity as a fruitcake so chin up sweetpea, you'll find your hunka hunka burnin love soon!

They're ALLWAYS looking for catchers!

Hey. You are the one organizing activities for 13year old lesbians to play with your sword. You sound like a father's nightmare.

Parents love our club. We let kids as young as 6 begin training and by the time they are 12 or so they can beat the crap out of a pedophile like you. You have no idea how much that relieves parents, to know their little ones can take care of themselves in a world full of creepy douchbags like you......no idea at all.

 

[westwall]

Goddamn. If anyone doubts the gayness of fencing, just look at the references to homo samurais and Portuguese lesbian rapiests that this topic has engendered. YOU ARE ALL GAY

Why yes we are baby, when you going to come over and show us how to do it properly?

Neither my good sense nor my wife would allow me to participate in activities of such epic homo dimensions.

You? married? Sure buddy, sure. I hope he treats you well.

 

[Pho_King]

Oh, you're not a man. Men actually do things, you're just a little wee internet troll. Who also happens to be as fruity as a fruitcake so chin up sweetpea, you'll find your hunka hunka burnin love soon!

They're ALLWAYS looking for catchers!

Hey. You are the one organizing activities for 13year old lesbians to play with your sword. You sound like a father's nightmare.

Parents love our club. We let kids as young as 6 begin training and by the time they are 12 or so they can beat the crap out of a pedophile like you. You have no idea how much that relieves parents, to know their little ones can take care of themselves in a world full of creepy douchbags like you......no idea at all.

Goddamn that is weird. Starting em young, eh rosie?


So let's get back on track.


Greatest fencer ever. Agador Spartacus. Super, super gay. Even made a gay movie.

Greatest diver. Greg "loose anus" Louganis. Obvious.

Greatest swimmer. Mark spitz. Only because he does not like his face glazed.

Greatest tennis player. Martina Navratilova. Blurred the lines between male and female. Other notables: Billie jean "coulda been a queen but for this pair of balls" king and Arthur Ass.

All gay sports, all gay legends. Real sports, like boxing, football, basketball, fishing, channel surfing, and BBQ, have never even had a homo participate.

 

[del]

Goddamn. If anyone doubts the gayness of fencing, just look at the references to homo samurais and Portuguese lesbian rapiests that this topic has engendered. YOU ARE ALL GAY

Why yes we are baby, when you going to come over and show us how to do it properly?

Neither my good sense nor my wife would allow me to participate in activities of such epic homo dimensions.

is he the jealous type?

 

[Pho_King]

Why yes we are baby, when you going to come over and show us how to do it properly?

Neither my good sense nor my wife would allow me to participate in activities of such epic homo dimensions.

is he the jealous type?

Leave family out of it, my hirsute princess.....

 

[syrenn]

Seriously. There are other homo sports like synchronized diving, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating (in winter) and swimming, but fencing is the most homo. What do you think?

No gayer then you.

 

[Pho_King]

Seriously. There are other homo sports like synchronized diving, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating (in winter) and swimming, but fencing is the most homo. What do you think?

No gayer then you.

Every homo that has responded to this thread so far has said the same thing.

 

[syrenn]

Seriously. There are other homo sports like synchronized diving, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating (in winter) and swimming, but fencing is the most homo. What do you think?

No gayer then you.

Every homo that has responded to this thread so far has said the same thing.

That should tell you something.

 

[uscitizen]

I always thought Shot Putting was the gayest sport.

 

[syrenn]

I always thought Shot Putting was the gayest sport.

Wait till you see greco roman wrestling.