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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
 

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You might be a moon bat atheist if you constantly whine about Christians
Because Fundies don't whine about anything.
I'm not a "fundie" but if you wan to discuss whines let's talk about liberals and homos, the queens of the whine
Seems to me the 'queens of whine' are people who disapprove of liberalism and homosexuality. Liberals and homosexuals don't talk about liberalism or homosexuality a tenth as much as those who disapprove of them. :)
 

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You might be a moon bat atheist if you constantly whine about Christians
Because Fundies don't whine about anything.
I'm not a "fundie" but if you wan to discuss whines let's talk about liberals and homos, the queens of the whine
Seems to me the 'queens of whine' are people who disapprove of liberalism and homosexuality. Liberals and homosexuals don't talk about liberalism or homosexuality a tenth as much as those who disapprove of them. :)
I don't whine about you, I usually just ignore you (unless I'm in the mood to make fun of you), it seems to infuriate the whiners when they realize they have no audience
 

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You might be a moon bat atheist if you constantly whine about Christians
Because Fundies don't whine about anything.
I'm not a "fundie" but if you wan to discuss whines let's talk about liberals and homos, the queens of the whine
Seems to me the 'queens of whine' are people who disapprove of liberalism and homosexuality. Liberals and homosexuals don't talk about liberalism or homosexuality a tenth as much as those who disapprove of them. :)
Don't allow the troll to derail your thread.
 

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
You might be an asshole
5. If you feel it necessary to start a thread ridiculing the beliefs of others.
4. You feel offended by a Christmas tree in a public park.
3. you vilify that which you don't understand..
2. when you insist a war fought 1,000 years ago is relevant today.
1. You think that more than a few dozen people actually believe the literal translation of Genesis.
 

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Now that I am starting to get a little long in the tooth, It sometimes worries me that I may someday develop some form of dementia. I take comfort in knowing that as long as there are Christian fundamentalists who believe in all of the stuff that I find so weird, then I know that I have not lost my grip.
 

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You might be a fundy, if you blindly support the cause of the hand which holds the knife that's lodged to the hilt in your back (namely Zionism).
 

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You might be an asshole if you show more support for a religion rife with terrorists than one that actually contributes something positive to society.
 

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
11. if you bump John Crick threads all night long, day after day after... ;)
 

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
You might be an asshole
5. If you feel it necessary to start a thread ridiculing the beliefs of others.
4. You feel offended by a Christmas tree in a public park.
3. you vilify that which you don't understand..
2. when you insist a war fought 1,000 years ago is relevant today.
1. You think that more than a few dozen people actually believe the literal translation of Genesis.
Edit #5
'start multiple threads'
:thup:
 

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You might be a moon bat atheist if you constantly whine about Christians
Because Fundies don't whine about anything.
I'm not a "fundie" but if you wan to discuss whines let's talk about liberals and homos, the queens of the whine
Seems to me the 'queens of whine' are people who disapprove of liberalism and homosexuality. Liberals and homosexuals don't talk about liberalism or homosexuality a tenth as much as those who disapprove of them. :)
I don't whine about you, I usually just ignore you (unless I'm in the mood to make fun of you), it seems to infuriate the whiners when they realize they have no audience
You haven't been logged-on enough to ignore anyone lass :eusa_hand: Your stats prove that.
 

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You might be a moon bat atheist if you constantly whine about Christians
Because Fundies don't whine about anything.
I'm not a "fundie" but if you wan to discuss whines let's talk about liberals and homos, the queens of the whine
Seems to me the 'queens of whine' are people who disapprove of liberalism and homosexuality. Liberals and homosexuals don't talk about liberalism or homosexuality a tenth as much as those who disapprove of them. :)
And if they are not whining, they are graphically describing gay sex acts.
 

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