Why Is Omar So Thin?

dannyboys

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One night after attending a sex Ed. class she wouldn't eat her diner. Her mother said "Why aren't you eating your diner?" Omar said: "The sex Ed nurse told us that my boyfriend is probably going to want to put his penis in my mouth". A boyfriend is one thing but a brother is another.
This didn't seem to bother Kamala Harris. Willie Brown didn't have any complaints.
 
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Does anybody else sense a really creepy sexual tension from weirdos like the OP?
 
One night after attending a sex Ed. class she wouldn't eat her diner. Her mother said "Why aren't you eating your diner?" Omar said: "The sex Ed nurse told us that my boyfriend is probably going to want to put his penis in my mouth". A boyfriend is one thing but a brother is another.
This didn't seem to bother Kamala Harris. Willie Brown didn't have any complaints.
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She good though!
 
$7.00 SEX
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse..'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50.
and he says goodbye.

The next week the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, I'm sorry, but I have to
ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50., and best of all....

Medicare pays $43 of it.
 

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