Who wants to take the Satan test?

[Indeependent]

1. Do you believe God exists? -- of course
2. Are you Satan? -- Nope, under-qualified
3. Do you believe Satan exists? -- Not as a supernatural omnimalevolent being, no.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? -- No. Not in the xtian sense.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? -- Never
6. What is your favorite sin? -- All those involving public nudity.

Do I get a prize?

You were one question away from being Satan. You scored the same as Sealybobo.

Given that I don't accept the concept of Satan, it's not important what my score might be. Can I take the Tooth Fairy Test?

As long as you don't take the Male Olympic Ice Skating Fairy Test.

I don't have the figure to pull of those tights.

Please don't pull them off.

 

[ding]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

I don't like you.

You have taken all the fun out of this for me.


Winner!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you satan. She was a liar from the beginning and will be a liar to the end.

 

[Disir]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

I don't like you.

You have taken all the fun out of this for me.


Winner!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you satan. He was a liar from the beginning and will be a liar to the end.

I'm a she.

 

[ding]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

OK, can you tell me what Satan's favorite sin really is?

 

[ding]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

I don't like you.

You have taken all the fun out of this for me.


Winner!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you satan. He was a liar from the beginning and will be a liar to the end.

I'm a she.

I don't see the problem.

 

[Darkwind]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

I don't like you.

You have taken all the fun out of this for me.


Winner!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you satan. He was a liar from the beginning and will be a liar to the end.

I'm a she.

 

[Disir]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

OK, can you tell me what Satan's favorite sin really is?

It would have to be Nutella.

 

[ding]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

OK, can you tell me what Satan's favorite sin really is?

It would have to be Nutella.

Buzzer Sound

 

[Disir]

1. Do you believe God exists? No.
2. Are you Satan? No.
3. Do you believe Satan exists? No.
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists? No.
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist? No.
6. What is your favorite sin? Nutella.

I don't like you.

You have taken all the fun out of this for me.


Winner!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you satan. He was a liar from the beginning and will be a liar to the end.

I'm a she.

 

[ding]

 

[Darkwind]

Find out if you have what it takes to be Satan. Questions 1-5 are yes /no.

1. Do you believe God exists?
2. Are you Satan?
3. Do you believe Satan exists?
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists?
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist?
6. What is your favorite sin?

1. Yes, who do you think I'm opposing?
2. Yes, you'll pay for that one.
3. I always believe in Myself. God hates that.
4. Yes. I get My supply of souls from there.
5. Yes. Despair is My most juicy meal.
6. Pride. It goeth before the fall.

Now, sign here, please. *hands you a needle to draw blood and sign*

You literally scored a zero on the test. I didn't think that was possible. Bravo.

You are not Satan. Sorry. You failed.

Of course, I did. Now you don't believe.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

1. Do you believe God exists?
2. Are you Satan?
3. Do you believe Satan exists?
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists?
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist

NO to all

6. What is your favorite sin?

Sin??? ok I'll play...The same as every one elses...LUST

 

[shimon]

To be Satanic according to the original Jewish concept is to “Stand “ in someone’s way... For example if I stood in the doorway and would not let you pass I am behaving as Satan would to you Personally .. I am being adversarial or an Adversary... It was Christianity that turned this simple concept on its head and gave it a different meaning... Today there are even sects of Jews that buy into this nonsense because we have been too many years wandering without a central authority to explain away these errounous concepts they is why the whole world is filled with gross darkness which means in the original concepts lies and folly...

 

[TNHarley]

Find out if you have what it takes to be Satan. Questions 1-5 are yes /no.

1. Do you believe God exists?
2. Are you Satan?
3. Do you believe Satan exists?
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists?
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist?
6. What is your favorite sin?

No
No
No
No
No
Pre marital sex

 

[ding]

Find out if you have what it takes to be Satan. Questions 1-5 are yes /no.

1. Do you believe God exists?
2. Are you Satan?
3. Do you believe Satan exists?
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists?
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist?
6. What is your favorite sin?

No
No
No
No
No
Pre marital sex

You are like the second alternate. Disr already beat you to it, but she did it with style.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Do you win something if you're Satan? Like free cable for a year?