Find out if you have what it takes to be Satan. Questions 1-5 are yes /no.
1. Do you believe God exists?
2. Are you Satan?
3. Do you believe Satan exists?
4. Do you believe that heaven and hell exists?
5. Do you want to convince others that God doesn't exist?
6. What is your favorite sin?
It is the conventional wisdom that today (Tuesday, the 15th of March), GOP voters will be deciding whether to give Donald Trump a public spanking, or a 'yuuge' embrace. I tend to be a little more critical and nuanced. I see today's elections as more of a choice between the devil they know, and...