Which USMB Posters would you let baby sit your kids?

[random3434]

Swagger/Blagger would dress like this:

Make them play this:

Make them eat these:

And drive them home in this:

 

[Swagger]

And why!

*(Thread inspired from Radioman's comment to me when I told him to drive up from Atlanta to Indy for the wedding, he said he didn't have a babysitter, I told him to have LK Eder or Toro watch his kids, he said:

lol, they'd wind up being addicted to maple syrup and have strange compulsions to take over the world.

So, who would you want watching your kids and why?

I thought public school teachers were babysitters?

No, that would be social workers. School teachers in this day and age are essentially zoo keepers.

 

[Mr.Nick]

And why!

*(Thread inspired from Radioman's comment to me when I told him to drive up from Atlanta to Indy for the wedding, he said he didn't have a babysitter, I told him to have LK Eder or Toro watch his kids, he said:

lol, they'd wind up being addicted to maple syrup and have strange compulsions to take over the world.

So, who would you want watching your kids and why?

I thought public school teachers were babysitters?

No, that would be social workers. School teachers in this day and age are essentially zoo keepers.

I suppose that explains why the majority of the people I meet have the intellectual capacity of a monkey.

 

[RadiomanATL]

And why!

*(Thread inspired from Radioman's comment to me when I told him to drive up from Atlanta to Indy for the wedding, he said he didn't have a babysitter, I told him to have LK Eder or Toro watch his kids, he said:

lol, they'd wind up being addicted to maple syrup and have strange compulsions to take over the world.



So, who would you want watching your kids and why?

On the upside, Radio's boy would be the best ice skater in the metro Atlanta region!

I have a boy?

 

[Toro]

And why!

*(Thread inspired from Radioman's comment to me when I told him to drive up from Atlanta to Indy for the wedding, he said he didn't have a babysitter, I told him to have LK Eder or Toro watch his kids, he said:

lol, they'd wind up being addicted to maple syrup and have strange compulsions to take over the world.



So, who would you want watching your kids and why?

On the upside, Radio's boy would be the best ice skater in the metro Atlanta region!

I have a boy?

Typo!

She'll be the gold medal winner in women's figure skating at the 2026 Winter Olympics!

 

[sparky]

I think perhaps my kids are more qualified to babysit USMB posters, rather than the inverse, at appreciable rates, of course.....~S~

 

[Swagger]

Echo Zulu would be a disastrous choice for a babysitter. As she'd be too busy cross-referencing my IP address on USMB to notice that the infant in her care was drinking out of the toilet.

 

[RadiomanATL]

On the upside, Radio's boy would be the best ice skater in the metro Atlanta region!

I have a boy?

Typo!

She'll be the gold medal winner in women's figure skating at the 2026 Winter Olympics!

OK, you can babysit then!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Echo Zulu would be a disastrous choice for a baysitter. As she'd be too busy cross-referencing my IP address on USMB to notice that the infant in her care was drinking out of the toilet.

They're not supposed to do that?

 

[Luissa]

Echo Zulu would be a disastrous choice for a baysitter. As she'd be too busy cross-referencing my IP address on USMB to notice that the infant in her care was drinking out of the toilet.

They're not supposed to do that?

My son liked to wash his hair in the toilet.. I could see a child drinking the water.

 

[Big Black Dog]

He doesn't post here anymore but I would let xotoxi watch my kids. He's a doctor and could explain all of those bodily functions to them.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Anyone see the movie "Bad Santa?"