Trump defends decision to sign stimulus checks: "I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus!"

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Marion Morrison]

Oh yay! "Orange Man Bad" thread #234567890745678900987654

How novel!


Not! :/

 

[Wuwei]

Andy Borowitz strikes again.

 

[DrLove]

Andy Borowitz strikes again.

Andy has been at home a lot because he can't continue his speaking tour. Lucky us!

 

[Lysistrata]

So far, this is the only reason proffered for taking an action to delay the distribution of funds of which Americans are in dire need in order to put one's name on the checks, and it is not rational. This man's mental-health problems continue to have a negative impact on the nation. I can't imagine why any American supports him.

 

[esalla]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

 

[Ray9]

Our president is like Bigfoot to Trump haters. All they have are plastered footprints and horror stories but no credible evidence. It's like a continuous monster mash of derangement. It's funny.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Your son didn't get a check suitable for framing with the egomaniacal BS on the signature line? That's seems kinda sad

 

[miketx]

So far, this is the only reason proffered for taking an action to delay the distribution of funds of which Americans are in dire need in order to put one's name on the checks, and it is not rational. This man's mental-health problems continue to have a negative impact on the nation. I can't imagine why any American supports him.

Can't understand satire. ^^

 

[miketx]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Your son didn't get a check suitable for framing with the egomaniacal BS on the signature line? That's seems kinda sad

Hard to do that with direct deposit you idiot.

 

[esalla]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Your son didn't get a check suitable for framing with the egomaniacal BS on the signature line? That's seems kinda sad

True

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

Repeat after me: Elections have consequences

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

Repeat after me: Elections have consequences

Yep, we surely F'd up on the last one. Hopefully we never again elect someone who believes him or herself to be king.

 

[Crepitus]

Oh yay! "Orange Man Bad" thread #234567890745678900987654

How novel!


Not! :/

You may be unfamiliar with the borowitz report....

 

[Crepitus]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Thanks Nancy.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

Repeat after me: Elections have consequences

Yep, we surely F'd up on the last one. Hopefully we never again elect someone who believes him or herself to be king.

So Simba is out?

 

[DrLove]

Oh yay! "Orange Man Bad" thread #234567890745678900987654

How novel!


Not! :/

You may be unfamiliar with the borowitz report....

About the dozenth time Morrison has failed with political satire.

 

[rightwinger]

That is why we call it TRUMPvirus

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Thanks Nancy.

Yep, Drumpf had NOTHING to do with it. Did you see yesterday where he denied knowing anything about it? Sure Donnie ... SURE!!

 

[esalla]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, “I want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.”​

​

Lashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”​

​

He said that, by putting his name on the checks, “Whenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing they’ll think of is me.”​

​

Asked about Trump’s decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, “I don’t think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.”​

​

Former President Barack Obama said that he was “surprised” by Trump’s statement, remarking, “I had no idea that he knew what the word ‘synonymous’ meant.”​

Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ

Lashing out at critics, Trump said, “I have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.”

www.newyorker.com

My son just got his 1200 direct deposited

Thanks Don

Thanks Nancy.

Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you mean