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Nope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
You dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
So, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Nope I said my brain is so big that I do not have room for ear wax because my mind fills the space most people reserve for ear wax and everything inbetweenSo, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Cool.
Our president is like Bigfoot to Trump haters. All they have are plastered footprints and horror stories but no credible evidence. It's like a continuous monster mash of derangement. It's funny.
You may be unfamiliar with the borowitz report....Oh yay! "Orange Man Bad" thread #234567890745678900987654
How novel!
Not! :/
About the dozenth time Morrison has failed with political satire.
My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Your son didn't get a check suitable for framing with the egomaniacal BS on the signature line? That's seems kinda sad
Nope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
do you have a point??!!!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
So, encephalitis. That explains a lot.Nope I said my brain is so big that I do not have room for ear wax because my mind fills the space most people reserve for ear wax and everything inbetweenSo, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Cool.
Please consult you Mommy with future rhetorical responsesSo, encephalitis. That explains a lot.Nope I said my brain is so big that I do not have room for ear wax because my mind fills the space most people reserve for ear wax and everything inbetweenSo, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Cool.
Sad.
You probably shouldn't have let them do brain surgery with a condition like that.
Sad that even at that level you can't keep up.Please consult you Mommy with future rhetorical responsesSo, encephalitis. That explains a lot.Nope I said my brain is so big that I do not have room for ear wax because my mind fills the space most people reserve for ear wax and everything inbetweenSo, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Cool.
Sad.
You probably shouldn't have let them do brain surgery with a condition like that.
Yours are crayon level at best
I would like to keep up this conversation with you, however I can not consistently compete with your schoolgirl who dropped her ice cream cone tantrums. Good luck with your stock portfolioSad that even at that level you can't keep up.Please consult you Mommy with future rhetorical responsesSo, encephalitis. That explains a lot.Nope I said my brain is so big that I do not have room for ear wax because my mind fills the space most people reserve for ear wax and everything inbetweenSo, you're saying they did remove your sense of humor to make room for the chip.Actually kid this is serious science something that you can not participate in. However my brain is pretty big so no chip would fit in the space so you are correct with thatYou dingbats don't have any sense of humor. Rumor has it they remove that part of your brain to make room for the chip.So tell us did president Hillary trip while ducking any snipers today?Lol, standard conservative tactic, when backed into a corner issue insults.Does Nancy sign Bill's into law or TrumpNope. You should thank Nancy for your stimulus money.Thank Nancy for the human feces on san fran streets you meanThanks Nancy.My son just got his 1200 direct deposited
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âDonald J. Trump vehemently defended his decision to have his name printed on millions of I.R.S. checks being issued to the American people, telling reporters on Wednesday, âI want my name to be synonymous with the coronavirus.âLashing out at critics of his decision, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âHe said that, by putting his name on the checks, âWhenever the American people hear about the coronavirus, the first thing theyâll think of is me.âAsked about Trumpâs decision to sign the checks, Dr. Anthony Fauci said, âI donât think it was really necessary, since most people already associate the coronavirus with him.âFormer President Barack Obama said that he was âsurprisedâ by Trumpâs statement, remarking, âI had no idea that he knew what the word âsynonymousâ meant.â
Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: âI Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirusâ
Lashing out at critics, Trump said, âI have been working on this pandemic day in, day out, and I deserve total credit for it.âwww.newyorker.com
Thanks Don
Do you even know
Does tRump write laws?
Fuck, can he even spell "laws"?
And Bill's what?
Your Trump derangement syndrome is showing. Have your doctor up your thorazine please
Loser.
Chip, Implanted in Brain, Helps Paralyzed Man Regain Control of Hand (Published 2016)
A new study of a 24-year-old man who broke his neck five years ago is the first account of limb reanimation in a person with profound paralysis.www.nytimes.com
Nifty 50: THE "EYE CHIP" OR RETINA CHIP
www.nsf.gov
Cool.
Sad.
You probably shouldn't have let them do brain surgery with a condition like that.
Yours are crayon level at best
Poor kid.