If Trump were Captain of Titanic

[ThoughtCrimes]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

 

[JGalt]

TDS thread #3,285

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

COMPLETE THREAD FAIL, d*ckweed. Better luck next time, TC.

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

Yep. These poor sonobitches with severe, RAGING TDS need help. It's SO sad, but SO preventable. Thank you.

 

[JGalt]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

The allegory of the OP was that America is a "sinking ship", and President Trump is a "failure."

Leftists are so transparent.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

The allegory of the OP was that America is a "sinking ship", and President Trump is a "failure."

Leftists are so transparent.

Leftists aka Communists WANT America to be a sinking ship, they want this because they think America should be punished by being Economically and Socially DESTROYED, they WANT America punished because of the deranged thinking about Muh Slave Trade and Muh American Indians among other things, this is why they ALL support FANATICALLY the unlimited importing of Third World Shit Holers and Gibs Me Dat for them, it's ALL designed to destroy America, to MAKE America a sinking ship, to turn America into a Third World Shit Hole.

 

[Rambunctious]

So this is liberal

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Damn the lifeboats were not replaced by the last Captain.....

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

COMPLETE THREAD FAIL, d*ckweed. Better luck next time, TC.

Yes. This:

 

[Sun Devil 92]

TDS thread #3,285

It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.

Don't try to do my job.

 

[ThoughtCrimes]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!

 

[Pogo]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

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Disdain for Drump has nothing to do with "leftism" or "communism" or "politics" at all Oosie. It's entirely about personal character --- lack thereof.

Note for example the OP joke. It is, again, ENTIRELY about personal hubris, sefl-delusion and lying. Those are all PERSONAL traits, not political ones. Rump is incessantly MOCKED for those personal failings, and rightly so. They are antisocial bullshit, they are immoral and they deserve all the mockery they get, and a lot more.

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

The allegory of the OP was that America is a "sinking ship", and President Trump is a "failure."

Leftists are so transparent.

Leftists aka Communists WANT America to be a sinking ship, they want this because they think America should be punished by being Economically and Socially DESTROYED, they WANT America punished because of the deranged thinking about Muh Slave Trade and Muh American Indians among other things, this is why they ALL support FANATICALLY the unlimited importing of Third World Shit Holers and Gibs Me Dat for them, it's ALL designed to destroy America, to MAKE America a sinking ship, to turn America into a Third World Shit Hole.

Wow, fantastic post, Lucy! You hit the proverbial nail on the head with this post.

 

[eagle1462010]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

All the Ice melted and the world is already under water.......didn't you get the memo..........Geesh.......

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!

But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!

But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.

Hello, TC, are you there? Hello? Hello? "Crickets". Just like I expected.....

 

[Pogo]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

COMPLETE THREAD FAIL, d*ckweed. Better luck next time, TC.

YOU don't know what "satire" means EITHER? SMGDH

I'll tellya one thing it means, this goes for humour in general ---- after a while some of us tire of the relentless hatemongering and go for something lighter. Try it sometime and crawl out of that miserable soup you swim in.

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

COMPLETE THREAD FAIL, d*ckweed. Better luck next time, TC.

YOU don't know what "satire" means EITHER? SMGDH

I know EXACTLY what it means, dickhead. Now PLEASE go away, you're getting on my nerves with your inane and asinine posts. SHOO!

 

[bluzman61]

"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."

-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )

Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.

Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice

View attachment 324242

You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!

But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.

Hello, TC, are you there? Hello? Hello? "Crickets". Just like I expected.....

Hello, TC. Hello? Hello? STILL the sound of "crickets"......

 

[Marion Morrison]

TDS thread #3,285

It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.

Don't try to do my job.

You're both wrong.
5 threads a day every day for 3 years is much more than that. That's a realistic estimate, too.
This isn't funny, there's no humor in this OP, it's just poo flinging.