It just goes to show you don't know. It wasn't the snake, but Satan using the snake to talk and tempt A&E.
Except that isn't what the book of Genesis says. The association of the serpent with Satan doesn't come until much later, and even then, it's in apocryphal books like Enoch. Why would Satan care if all snakes had to crawl on their bellies?
The talking snake aside, God kind of comes off like a Batman villain in that story. he gives Adam and Even an impossible choice, and then punishes them for making the wrong one.
It's wasn't the donkey, but God using the donkey to convince Balaam not to disobey.
Except that's not what the text says. The text says that the Donkey could see the Angel blocking the road, Balaam laid a beating into it, and then the Donkey started talking to him.
The giant was Goliath and he was a 9-ft tall historical figure.
Except humans never reached 9 feet tall. The tallest human in modern times was 8'11", and he was a hopeless cripple. But even if you accept that Goliath was a really tall dude, it doesn't take away from all the other biblical accounts of Giants who were even taller. The Nephelim, for instance.
The unicorn was likely some animal like the rhinocerous with one horn.
Except the bible doesn't say Rhinoceros, it says Unicorn.
Who is talking to you? Is it Satan? Are you just complaining because you have nothing to back atheism? You are so keen to lump the Bible as superstition while you have nothing to back atheism.
Uh, guy, you don't understand how proof works.
There are a whole list of Gods you don't believe in... such as Odin, Zeus, Allah, Krishna, Amaterasu, Quetzalcoatl, Ishtar, Osiris, etc.
I just believe in one less than you do.