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The Apprentice- Christmas special
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zaangalewa
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no commentYour concession is duly noted.no commentYou're a fucking retard who likes it when people tell you how worthless you are, since your people gassed all those people and you feel guilty about it.Then shut up you fucking idiot.no comment
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The Apprentice-
Christmas special.
scenerio:
Donald Trump calls Jesus into his office for evaluation of his work.
Donald asks Jesus:
"do you think you did a good job? "
I mean really, can they claim you savior for causing dispersement and getting your employees killed while causing your brethren to be slain as well?"
Your own workers Thomas and Luke have stated you failed miserably to deliver your workers and they sounded very dissapointed you weren't who you claimed or they hoped you'd be in this management position."
"Should we call you prince of peace even though that title belonged to King Hezekiah, and we had over thousands of wars in your name?"
"You think it's fair that they call you a good shepherd if you caused the sheep to be scattered, lost, stolen, and fleeced?"
"I hate to do this, because you are the only Jesus I would allow come into this country,
but Jesus, You're Fired!"
Boy are you bitter. Christ spent his whole life loving and serving mankind. Then He died for us. You fired Him once already. Thank you for that. It gave the Gentile a two thousand year period of grace. That the Jew missed his hour of visitation, became a blessing to the Gentile.
You'll recognize Him the next visit. He'll be touching down on the MT of Olives to prevent you from being wiped off the face of the earth. (So did being dispersed by the way....)
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How is pointing out someone doing a lousy job called bitter when it's common sense and your brethrens response to the Bible, History, and accuracy has been met with pure hate, bigotry, and at time pure disturbing evil behavior?
You said your christ spent his whole life loving and yet that's an outright lie. The image you created is a deception.
Let's review the falsely claim love of Jesus.
Jesus hated families (Luke 8:19-21,Luke 14:26,33,Luke 18:29-30, Matt 10:34-37), hated life (1 John 2:15-17) and this earth and mankind (2 Peter 3:10, Mat 10: 34-40 & Thomas 16, 2 Thessalonians 1:8), hated the Pharisee , hated Woman (1 Cor. 11, 1 Timothy 2:11-15 & all over the book of Thomas), hated his brethren (seen by what he caused to them), hated people with disabilities(Mark 9:14-19,Matt 9:32-33, 12:22 & Luke 11:14) hated gentiles (Matt15:26), hated his own chosen town of Capernaum (Mat.11:23), thus must not have Knoweth G-d according to 1John 4:8
You said your christ spent his whole life loving and yet that's an outright lie. The image you created is a deception.
Let's review the falsely claim love of Jesus.
Jesus hated families (Luke 8:19-21,Luke 14:26,33,Luke 18:29-30, Matt 10:34-37), hated life (1 John 2:15-17) and this earth and mankind (2 Peter 3:10, Mat 10: 34-40 & Thomas 16, 2 Thessalonians 1:8), hated the Pharisee , hated Woman (1 Cor. 11, 1 Timothy 2:11-15 & all over the book of Thomas), hated his brethren (seen by what he caused to them), hated people with disabilities(Mark 9:14-19,Matt 9:32-33, 12:22 & Luke 11:14) hated gentiles (Matt15:26), hated his own chosen town of Capernaum (Mat.11:23), thus must not have Knoweth G-d according to 1John 4:8
Mudda
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You lose crybaby.no commentYour concession is duly noted.no commentYou're a fucking retard who likes it when people tell you how worthless you are, since your people gassed all those people and you feel guilty about it.Then shut up you fucking idiot.
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zaangalewa
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no commentYou lose crybaby.no commentYour concession is duly noted.no commentYou're a fucking retard who likes it when people tell you how worthless you are, since your people gassed all those people and you feel guilty about it.No comment
Mudda
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Dumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentYou lose crybaby.no commentYour concession is duly noted.no commentYou're a fucking retard who likes it when people tell you how worthless you are, since your people gassed all those people and you feel guilty about it.
zaangalewa
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no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentYou lose crybaby.no commentYour concession is duly noted.no comment
zaangalewa
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no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentYou lose crybaby.no comment
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Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentYou lose crybaby.
zaangalewa
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no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no comment
Mudda
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What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
zaangalewa
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no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.no comment
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Mudda
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You convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no commentDumb fucking kraut. No wonder you lost both wars.
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
zaangalewa
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no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’no comment
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Mudda
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no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Shut up Jew hater or I'll report you to the German government.no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no commentTwo Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
zaangalewa
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no commentno commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no comment
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Shut up Jew hater or I'll report you to the German government.no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?no comment
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Mudda
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I just reported your Jew hating ass to the German police.no commentno commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
Shut up Jew hater or I'll report you to the German government.no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- About $5.65
- You take out the pizza. In one piece.
zaangalewa
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Only to make this clear for everyone: You are the Nazi! I will not be any longer a member of this forum because of you. It's intolerable what you are doing, because a big part of my jewish family was murdered from Nazis and you know this very well. Your mind is criminal. No one should trust in you. No one should believe anything what you say.I just reported your Jew hating ass to the German police.no commentno commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no commentShut up Jew hater or I'll report you to the German government.no commentYou convert cuz you're a Jew hater? Yes? That's what we thought.no comment
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