CROOK: Hi. I'm Joe Schmuckatelli. I'm here to vote.
OLD LADY VOLUNTEER: [checks voter registration list] Oh, yes. Here you are. [checks name off list] And here is your ballot.
CROOK: Har de har har! [votes for Muslim Kenyan marxist]
[ten minutes later...]
JOE SCHMUCKATELLI: Hi. I'm Joe Schmuckatelli. I'm here to vote.
OLD LADY VOLUNTEER:[checks voter registration list] Oh goodness! You've already voted!
And THAT, you morons, is why impersonation fraud is so rare, and why it cannot be perpetrated undetected on a large scale.
And that is why we do not need another government hurdle like Voter ID to vote, you liberal-minded rubes.
Hi. I'm Joe Schmuckatelli. I'm here to vote.
OLD LADY VOLUNTEER: [
checks voter registration list] Oh, yes. Here you are. [
checks name off list] And here is your ballot.
CROOK: Har de har har!
[votes for Muslim Kenyan marxist]
[
ten minutes later...]
JOE SCHMUCKATELLI: Hi. I'm Joe Schmuckatelli. I'm here to vote.
OLD LADY VOLUNTEER:[
checks voter registration list] Oh goodness! You've already voted!
JOE SCHMUCKATELLI: Oh, did you think I said Joe, I am Mike Schmuckatelli.
OLD LADY VOLUNTEER: Oh, dear my mistake. Here's you ballot.