My car just got crunched. He's Dead

[White 6]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

That's a likely story. You probably put your knee on the poor guy's neck for 9 minutes until he died.

But don't worry, your lawyers will say it was the heroin and fentanyl that killed him and you won't be charged.

Of course, BLM will probably show up and burn your shrubbery in protest.

You know what? I cheerfully would have choked the bastard to death.

Nah, too many cellphone cameras. We'd miss your gentle nature.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Your car is a male?



What the hell is WRONG with the world these days!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Your car is a male?



What the hell is WRONG with the world these days!

I call it the Silver Bullet. Poor little thing. I just got it.

 

[liarintheWH]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

What kinda dumbass leases a car?

Never ending payments?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

What kinda dumbass leases a car?

Never ending payments?

I had reasons.

 

[Dekster]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

If he was black, his family will sue you for killing him by parking in his path.

 

[Unkotare]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

That's a likely story. You probably put your knee on the poor guy's neck for 9 minutes until he died.

But don't worry, your lawyers will say it was the heroin and fentanyl that killed him and you won't be charged.

Of course, BLM will probably show up and burn your shrubbery in protest.

You know what? I cheerfully would have choked the bastard to death.

Because you are such a bad ass, right?

Because just watching him die wasn't enough. I want to do it, personal.

Stop playing with your old lady dick.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

That's a likely story. You probably put your knee on the poor guy's neck for 9 minutes until he died.

But don't worry, your lawyers will say it was the heroin and fentanyl that killed him and you won't be charged.

Of course, BLM will probably show up and burn your shrubbery in protest.

You know what? I cheerfully would have choked the bastard to death.

Because you are such a bad ass, right?

Because just watching him die wasn't enough. I want to do it, personal.

Stop playing with your old lady dick.

Stop daydreaming.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

If he was black, his family will sue you for killing him by parking in his path.

He wasn't black. None of the druggies were.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

If he was black, your car is racist.

 

[Rambunctious]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

Be careful--they may charge you with his death. Fentanyl OD is not a cause of death according to the prosecutor in the Chauvin case.

Fentanyl and heroin according the girlfriend.

You should have ran out to your crunched up car and lay beside it and started doing the fish flop....and ask for an Ambulance.....you could have upgraded to a Range Rover...

 

[EvilCat Breath]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

Be careful--they may charge you with his death. Fentanyl OD is not a cause of death according to the prosecutor in the Chauvin case.

Fentanyl and heroin according the girlfriend.

You should have ran out to your crunched up car and lay beside it and started doing the fish flop....and ask for an Ambulance.....you could have upgraded to a Range Rover...

Too many people and my son told me if I tried to attack the driver he would drag me home.

See, Chauvin wasn't trying to hurt anyone. Tip the head back slightly then stomp on the exposed throat. Gurgles them every time. But there was an EMT in the way.

 

[Unkotare]

... Tip the head back slightly then stomp on the exposed throat. Gurgles them every time. .

Really? Every time? Have you done this many times, old lady? Stop making an ass of yourself.

 

[harmonica]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

That's a likely story. You probably put your knee on the poor guy's neck for 9 minutes until he died.

But don't worry, your lawyers will say it was the heroin and fentanyl that killed him and you won't be charged.

Of course, BLM will probably show up and burn your shrubbery in protest.

You know what? I cheerfully would have choked the bastard to death.

Because you are such a bad ass, right?

.....people like that need to die for the good of the community ......

 

[harmonica]

... Tip the head back slightly then stomp on the exposed throat. Gurgles them every time. .

Really? Every time? Have you done this many times, old lady? Stop making an ass of yourself.

stop making an ass of yourself

 

[Quasar44]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

That's a likely story. You probably put your knee on the poor guy's neck for 9 minutes until he died.

But don't worry, your lawyers will say it was the heroin and fentanyl that killed him and you won't be charged.

Of course, BLM will probably show up and burn your shrubbery in protest.

That is something I would do and enjoy
Not my knee !! I would drive my shin bone on his trachea as I mount him
Then I would lean into it and he would be dead in 20 seconds

 

[Quasar44]

The key is to pass it over his arm
You must use hands to move his arm then apply and lean in

 

[Unkotare]

... Tip the head back slightly then stomp on the exposed throat. Gurgles them every time. .

Really? Every time? Have you done this many times, old lady? Stop making an ass of yourself.

stop making an ass of yourself

Did the old lady take your lunch money again?

 

[Claudette]

My little new car was nicely parked when a fool plowed into the back. Witnesses say he was swerving and speeding. His girlfriend ran up. They had been doing heroin and fentanyl. He left then called to say he was having trouble. She ran, staggered up. By then he collapsed getting out of the car. I got there with the paramedics. Just in time to see him turn blue. Starting with his lips. The EMT said no pulse and he was gone. Just like that.

My poor car. It's 4 months old. A lease. At least he's dead.

Hope the dumb fuck had insurance to cover the costs for your vehicle.

We sure have plenty of dumb fucks in this country.

 

[strollingbones]

when you lease you have to have full insurance on leased car