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People buy sinsemilla marijuana at the state-licensed dispensary and they're pissed off they can't grow it themselves because it doesn't have any seeds.Can't blame them. Everyone I've ever met from Alaska is nuttier than a squirrel. Something to do with being dark there for half the year. or maybe it's all the drugs and alcohol they consume.
I was at Lowe's the other day -- they sell a home dry-cleaning steam-press kit for government suits -- I don't remember the exact price, well over $2,000. Otherwise there's a “Chinese laundry” -- unless you can afford to patronize another Asian laundromat without some whore calling the cops and serving you off the property without your clothes, and don't get caught at the shopping mall either because that's another loitering criminal trespass harassment charge.That's because the feds don't like getting their pressed suits wrinkled. Have you price dry cleaning lately?
I bet you're fun to party with.