Bad Jokes

[dmp]

Please - let's start a collection of bad jokes

Example:

What to you call a Mexican man with a Rubber toe?

Roberto.

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A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks "Where's the bartender!??!"



Got more?

 

[5stringJeff]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino! (hell if I know...)

 

[Joz]

Sorry, last dumb joke I told on here, it started a small war.

 

[Hobbit]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[Joz]

I can't pass this up!

* Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.


* What kind of underwear do knights wear?

Fruit of aluminum.

 

[Annie]

I can't pass this up!

* Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.


* What kind of underwear do knights wear?

Fruit of aluminum.

:clap1:

 

[Joz]

One more.

A famous orinthologist was asked to be a keynote speaker at the opening of a new bird sactuary. Since he had conflicting schedules however, all he could do was send his egrets.