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[deannalw]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

What is the question again.

Please use another word besides "trolling".

This word is meaningless.

I was wondering what trolling meant...

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle. You see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

most likely they lack intelligence.

I'll say

No that is not why.

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle. You see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

most likely they lack intelligence.

No this is not why.

 

[deannalw]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle and drown you see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

This is actually a common topic in Biology 101 in college.

I stayed away from biology in college. I knew they'd try to make me cut a cow eyeball or yaks balls or something nasty

 

[Hossfly]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

The only thing I know about armadillos is that they are the natural hosts for the leprosy bacteria.

Best to leave them alone.


Eating armadillos blamed for leprosy in the South

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle and drown you see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

This is actually a common topic in Biology 101 in college.

I stayed away from biology in college. I knew they'd try to make me cut a cow eyeball or yaks balls or something nasty

We had to dissect a worm, a fish, an amphibian, a reptile, a bird, and a mammal.

For a mammal they use cats.

I still have nightmares about the poor cat.

The other animals I did not care that much about.

 

[Hossfly]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle and drown you see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

This is actually a common topic in Biology 101 in college.

I stayed away from biology in college. I knew they'd try to make me cut a cow eyeball or yaks balls or something nasty

We had to dissect a worm, a fish, an amphibian, a reptile, a bird, and a mammal.

For a mammal they use cats.

I still have nightmares about the poor cat.

The other animals I did not care that much about.

I would rather dissect a roast chicken or a prime rib.

 

[deannalw]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

The only thing I know about armadillos is that they are the natural hosts for the leprosy bacteria.

Best to leave them alone.


Eating armadillos blamed for leprosy in the South

I'd never seen one till we got here to MO. They were all over the highway. Instead of splatting they crack across the back and made me cry and gag all the way into town

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

The only thing I know about armadillos is that they are the natural hosts for the leprosy bacteria.

Best to leave them alone.


Eating armadillos blamed for leprosy in the South

I'd never seen one till we got here to MO. They were all over the highway. Instead of splatting they crack across

I normally slow down for animals, but not brake.

Braking is dangerous.

Slowing down is ok.

 

[deannalw]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle and drown you see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

This is actually a common topic in Biology 101 in college.

I stayed away from biology in college. I knew they'd try to make me cut a cow eyeball or yaks balls or something nasty

We had to dissect a worm, a fish, an amphibian, a reptile, a bird, and a mammal.

For a mammal they use cats.

I still have nightmares about the poor cat.

The other animals I did not care that much about.

ACK!

 

[yiostheoy]

Mortimer... why is it worms are so suicidal? I mean.... they got both sexes so they can fuck themselves. You'd think just that would be enough to life for, but noooo.
Every time it rains they can't wait to breech the ground surface like a dolfin in the ocean just to land in a puddle and drown you see other wormy suicides when they Scraggle their nasty asses across hot pavement and fry.
Wormss haunt me so

This is actually a common topic in Biology 101 in college.

I stayed away from biology in college. I knew they'd try to make me cut a cow eyeball or yaks balls or something nasty

We had to dissect a worm, a fish, an amphibian, a reptile, a bird, and a mammal.

For a mammal they use cats.

I still have nightmares about the poor cat.

The other animals I did not care that much about.

I would rather dissect a roast chicken or a prime rib.

I have no problem with butchering meat.

I butcher deer all the time.

But the poor cat had a grimace on its dead face from the chloroform they gave it to kill it for the bio lab.

Very sad.

Cats are my favorite creatures.

I have also seen bobcats and mountain lions in the wilds. They are beautiful creatures and at the top of their own food chains -- same as humans are.

 

[deannalw]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

The only thing I know about armadillos is that they are the natural hosts for the leprosy bacteria.

Best to leave them alone.


Eating armadillos blamed for leprosy in the South

I'd never seen one till we got here to MO. They were all over the highway. Instead of splatting they crack across

I normally slow down for animals, but not brake.

Braking is dangerous.

Slowing down is ok.

I use this back road highway as my own race course. I've never hit anything yet

 

[Hossfly]

Mortimer, why did the Armadillo try to cross the road?

i had to look up armadillo, looks like a small animal lol. i dont know why it tried to cross the road.

To prove it couldn't. They never make it across. Neither does an Opossum.

The only thing I know about armadillos is that they are the natural hosts for the leprosy bacteria.

Best to leave them alone.


Eating armadillos blamed for leprosy in the South

I'd never seen one till we got here to MO. They were all over the highway. Instead of splatting they crack across

I normally slow down for animals, but not brake.

Braking is dangerous.

Slowing down is ok.

I don't brake either. If I miss it and it's edible, I'll chase it into a field.

 

[yiostheoy]

I don't brake either. If I miss it and it's edible, I'll chase it into a field.

One of the funniest titles I ever saw on a book:

White Trash Road Kill Recipes.

 

[yiostheoy]

As the topic title...

Mortimer , here is what my drill instructor at boot camp would have asked you:

"Did your parents have any children that lived ??

You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece !!

What is your name, Fat Body ?!"

 

[deannalw]

I don't brake either. If I miss it and it's edible, I'll chase it into a field.

One of the funniest titles I ever saw on a book:

White Trash Road Kill Recipes.

Years ago I had a roadkill cafe t-shirt

 

[Hossfly]

I don't brake either. If I miss it and it's edible, I'll chase it into a field.

One of the funniest titles I ever saw on a book:

White Trash Road Kill Recipes.

You can buy Road Kill recipe books at truck stops like Loves, Pilot, Flying J,etc.

 

[Muhammed]

What is the air-speed velocity of a swallow?

 

[Hossfly]

What is the air-speed velocity of a swallow?

Mach2