We Are ALL Gay

[HUGGY]

"After drafting a will for an elderly client, the attorney announced a fee of $100.

The client gave the attorney a $100 bill.

After the client left, the attorney saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client's $100 bills had stuck together.

Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?""

 

[HUGGY]

"A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.

The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."

"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"

"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?""

 

[SW2SILVER]

Does anyone need to point out that human beings can be confused, mixed up dysfunctional and neurotic? So..? Is the logic of this thread to justify confusion? Life can be a little ambiguous, but some of us like clarity. I assert that Homosexuality is a dysfunction, and does not require acceptance, anymore than sadism, pedophilia or any other twisted sexual fetishes. Sorry, some of us don’t buy this new age equivocation mush. Nice try.

 

[HUGGY]

"At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you." "

 

[manifold]

Does anyone need to point out that human beings can be confused, mixed up dysfunctional and neurotic? So..? Is the logic of this thread to justify confusion? Life can be a little ambiguous, but some of us like clarity. I assert that Homosexuality is a dysfunction, and does not require acceptance, anymore than sadism, pedophilia or any other twisted sexual fetishes. Sorry, some of us don’t buy this new age equivocation mush. Nice try.

Didn't you know, homosexuals don't seek acceptance, they only want to be tolerated.

 

[Madeline]

Using Madeline's logic, it could be argued that everyone is a cold blooded killer.

Don't lie, you've thought about it.

The difference is, expressing your sexual nature is (usually) not destructive or immoral.

 

[Madeline]

Does anyone need to point out that human beings can be confused, mixed up dysfunctional and neurotic? So..? Is the logic of this thread to justify confusion? Life can be a little ambiguous, but some of us like clarity. I assert that Homosexuality is a dysfunction, and does not require acceptance, anymore than sadism, pedophilia or any other twisted sexual fetishes. Sorry, some of us don’t buy this new age equivocation mush. Nice try.

Didn't you know, homosexuals don't seek acceptance, they only want to be tolerated.

Ignorance is not bliss.

 

[manifold]

Does anyone need to point out that human beings can be confused, mixed up dysfunctional and neurotic? So..? Is the logic of this thread to justify confusion? Life can be a little ambiguous, but some of us like clarity. I assert that Homosexuality is a dysfunction, and does not require acceptance, anymore than sadism, pedophilia or any other twisted sexual fetishes. Sorry, some of us don’t buy this new age equivocation mush. Nice try.

Didn't you know, homosexuals don't seek acceptance, they only want to be tolerated.

Ignorance is not bliss.

I dunno, you seem pretty blissful to me.

 

[JBeukema]

Using Madeline's logic, it could be argued that everyone is a cold blooded killer.

Don't lie, you've thought about it.

Every time I've read one of her posts, actually

 

[JBeukema]

Does anyone need to point out that human beings can be confused, mixed up dysfunctional and neurotic? So..? Is the logic of this thread to justify confusion? Life can be a little ambiguous, but some of us like clarity. I assert that Homosexuality is a dysfunction, and does not require acceptance, anymore than sadism, pedophilia or any other twisted sexual fetishes. Sorry, some of us don’t buy this new age equivocation mush. Nice try.

Didn't you know, homosexuals don't seek acceptance, they only want to be tolerated.

Ignorance is not bliss.

Are you trying to tell us you're unhappy?

 

[Liability]

Using Madeline's logic, it could be argued that everyone is a cold blooded killer.

Don't lie, you've thought about it.

Every time I've read one of her posts, actually

LOL.

A bit on the caustic side, but I don't care who you are, that was funny right there.

 

[Madeline]

My, my, my.

 

[eagleseven]

Every time I read this thread title, I ROFL.

God, I hope not, or the human race is doomed!

 

[HUGGY]

"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a bar. The bartender says, "This has got to be the weirdest joke I've ever been in..." "

 

[SW2SILVER]

I accept Homosexuality as a delusion. Not as a healthy or viable alternative. There IS a basic human right that we all need to be treated with dignity and respect. But, on the other hand, that doesn’t mean anyone has to accept homosexuality. I view homosexuality as a handicap, it isn’t a healthy expression of love. With all due respect. And my attitude toward gays isn’t anything they need to worry about, because I’m not out to persecute or harm them. But acceptance? That isn’t necessary to their humanity or their well being, is it?

 

[HUGGY]

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! You ALL ARE GAY!

Just sayin..

 

[Liability]

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! You ALL ARE GAY!

Just sayin..

Did Huggy just admit that he's ALL GAY?

 

[JBeukema]

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! You ALL ARE GAY!

Just sayin..

Did Huggy just admit that he's ALL GAY?

Seriously?


We expect better trolling from you, liarbilly




you've let us down

 

[HUGGY]

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! You ALL ARE GAY!

Just sayin..

Did Huggy just admit that he's ALL GAY?

Seriously?


We expect better trolling from you, liarbilly




you've let us down

Awkward!

 

[Liability]

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! You ALL ARE GAY!

Just sayin..

Did Huggy just admit that he's ALL GAY?

Seriously?


We expect better trolling from you, liarbilly




you've let us down

In the FIRST place, how cold one possibly TROLL this thread of all threads?

In the SECOND place, look at what Smugs SAID:

"We Are ALL Gay"


I agree! * * * *

If he allegedly agrees that we are all gay, then he must be defining himself as gay.

I cannot help your lack of basic comprehension skills.

And, speaking of the first point, are you actually upset that somebody might derail THIS thread?