Profiles

[MaggieMae]

When is the party?

How soon can you have your place ready?

Depends on how clean it has to be.

Of course, it will be trashed after the party anyway, right? So why should I bother making it look really good ahead of time?

Alright! Party at eve's place!


Here, i got drinks. The blue one with the funny taste is yours... It's a... er... um ... blue... lullaby...

Great. There goes more coffee tin money to spruce up Eve's place for official social functions.

Why not two coffee tins? One for ferral cats and one for Eve. Not hard to guess which one would have more money in it.

 

[JBeukema]

I thought the cats were for next week's BBQ?

 

[Phoenix]

I thought the cats were for next week's BBQ?

That was the idea MountainMan had to control the cat population and cut down on party expenses in one fell swoop?

 

[alan1]

I thought the cats were for next week's BBQ?

That was the idea MountainMan had to control the cat population and cut down on party expenses in one fell swoop?

That was hunger for those in poverty, not party.

 

[Phoenix]

That was hunger for those in poverty, not party.

oh. My bad.


But you know ...

 

[DamnYankee]

knock yourself out...

I was thinkin' more like this....

Dude looks a bit scrawny to me. He quit working out, or what?

Dayum, Gunny.... Didya see what's behind the bottle of Absolut?

 

[Gunny]

I was thinkin' more like this....

Dude looks a bit scrawny to me. He quit working out, or what?

Dayum, Gunny.... Didya see what's behind the bottle of Absolut?

No, nor do I care to. But he DOES look like he'd be more interested in me than you.

 

[DamnYankee]

Dude looks a bit scrawny to me. He quit working out, or what?

Dayum, Gunny.... Didya see what's behind the bottle of Absolut?

No, nor do I care to. But he DOES look like he'd be more interested in me than you.

I'll straighten him out......

 

[Gunny]

Dayum, Gunny.... Didya see what's behind the bottle of Absolut?

No, nor do I care to. But he DOES look like he'd be more interested in me than you.

I'll straighten him out......

I doubt that. Probably doesn't want his hair mussed.

 

[Bootneck]

No, nor do I care to. But he DOES look like he'd be more interested in me than you.

I'll straighten him out......

I doubt that. Probably doesn't want his hair mussed.

Just his cheeks parted.

 

[JBeukema]

We need a fluffer.. where's Charlie bass?

 

[DamnYankee]

No, nor do I care to. But he DOES look like he'd be more interested in me than you.

I'll straighten him out......

I doubt that. Probably doesn't want his hair mussed.

Gunny, when I'm done with him, he'll be like Sampson.... beggin' for a haircut....

 

[DamnYankee]

I'll straighten him out......

I doubt that. Probably doesn't want his hair mussed.

Just his cheeks parted.

That can be arranged too....

 

[Gunny]

We need a fluffer.. where's Charlie bass?

Charles has undoubtedly already seen the pic, copied it, printed and run to the corner with to ... well, you know how it is with Charles.

 

[Gunny]

I'll straighten him out......

I doubt that. Probably doesn't want his hair mussed.

Gunny, when I'm done with him, he'll be like Sampson.... beggin' for a haircut....

Intriguing.

 

[Bootneck]

We need a fluffer.. where's Charlie bass?

Charles has undoubtedly already seen the pic, copied it, printed and run to the corner with to ... well, you know how it is with Charles.

Nah. He's out celebrating. Just had a sexual position named after him. It's called the Double Bass.

It's a position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

 

[JBeukema]

Damn... I had the perfect pic for that, but I can't find it now

 

[Phoenix]

Damn... I had the perfect pic for that, but I can't find it now

Meh - not necessary. Bootneck can paint a picture like no one else.

 

[JBeukema]

It was a scene form a Hentai... he's fucking her from behind and we get a see-through view of her reaching up her ass, grabbing his cock, and jacking him off inside her

The caption went to the effect of:

THE ONE: When you're hitting it from behind and she reaches up her ass int her cervix to simultaneously jack you off, you'll kniow

 

[Phoenix]

Could've gone all night, perhaps all year without that tidbit.

Thank you very little.