Phoenix
fideli certa merces
I assure you that no such thing has occurred. We were over-budget for new decorum and my personal wet bar, so we allocated some funds from the coffee committee and scaled back you 401Ks and health benefit6s. I am now proud to announce that we have finished the renovations with a surplus, which we will invest in improving local infrastructure by replacing the lamp in my office with a new halogen-based one, which should allow an 12-percent increase in the time I scan spend in that office without getting a headache. I predict that this will help boost our overall efficiency and pave the way to a shining new year for the Corporation. To celebrate this success, we will be throwing an Eegees party! Donations will be accepted in this tin *places tin on desk* and any remaining funds that need be raised will be deducted from your holiday bonuses.
When is the party?