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[Phoenix]

We could make eve some cream drinks...

or just giver her the bottle of creme' de cocoa

Cocoa?

 

[JBeukema]

We could make eve some cream drinks...

or just giver her the bottle of creme' de cocoa

Cocoa?

yes... and there are chocolate martinis, too....


*holds up bottle of creme de cocoa and some chocolate syrup and lures eve into the other room*

 

[DamnYankee]

We could make eve some cream drinks...

or just giver her the bottle of creme' de cocoa

Cocoa?

yes... and there are chocolate martinis, too....


*holds up bottle of creme de cocoa and some chocolate syrup and lures eve into the other room*

You got a real drink?

 

[Phoenix]

You got a real drink?

Who wants real? That's chocolate!

 

[Gunny]

AND I have spent 5 times the amount of money in the tin to support the homeless cats in my neighborhood. Hope you don't mind, but coffee dues will have to be increased.

Are they FDA approved?

I'm sorry. I cannot divulge financial information from the coffee tin fund to the general public. My accountant can be reached at 1-800-ful-lofit if you feel you need more information on the use of your donations.

Further, I am starting up a committee to investigate the use of the coffee tin fund to see how many of the alleged malnourished cats are illegal immigrants, or have other means of sustenance.

Bear in mind that slightest accusation will be followed by the counter accusation "Animal Hater!" and I will go on and on from there, completely deflecting from the actual issue.

 

[Gunny]

Gunny and his redeye

 

[Gunny]

this stuff is really smooth and yummy

I can do that stuff too. I'm just not buying.

 

[Gunny]

Cocoa?

yes... and there are chocolate martinis, too....


*holds up bottle of creme de cocoa and some chocolate syrup and lures eve into the other room*

You got a real drink?

Shot of jim beam with some Corona to wash it down. Best I can do.

 

[JBeukema]

You got a real drink?

knock yourself out...

I'm sorry. I cannot divulge financial information from the coffee tin fund to the general public. My accountant can be reached at 1-800-ful-lofit if you feel you need more information on the use of your donations.

there's been a coup... the locks on my office door... he changed them...

*looks for lockpicking kit*

 

[DamnYankee]

You got a real drink?

Who wants real? That's chocolate!

Sorry.... I don't adulterate my chocolate....

 

[DamnYankee]

You got a real drink?

knock yourself out...

I was thinkin' more like this....

 

[Gunny]

You got a real drink?

knock yourself out...

I'm sorry. I cannot divulge financial information from the coffee tin fund to the general public. My accountant can be reached at 1-800-ful-lofit if you feel you need more information on the use of your donations.

there's been a coup... the locks on my office door... he changed them...

*looks for lockpicking kit*

Need to borro wmy hammer? It's a 26 ounce job. Guaranteed to "pick" teh sturdiest of locks.

 

[Gunny]

You got a real drink?

knock yourself out...

I was thinkin' more like this....

Dude looks a bit scrawny to me. He quit working out, or what?

 

[Phoenix]

Sorry.... I don't adulterate my chocolate....

Uhhhhh .... you want in the commune? You have to bring chocolate and share with us.

 

[Phoenix]

I was thinkin' more like this....

Tell you what, ALLBiz. Normally I don't like sharing, but I'll share with you this time.

You get the dude, I'll take the bottle. He looks too high-maintenance and not old enough for me.

 

[HUGGY]

I think it would be kinda cool if we had more categories to fill out in our profiles. Not sure if that's even something that can be done, I don't know how the message board software works or anything, but thought it wouldn't hurt to make the suggestion!

For example, gender could be a good one...I've been called "dude" and "bro" a few times now, which is all well and good, but since nobody has their gender displayed anywhere I think a lot of people might have just assumed I'm a dude...and, SURPRISE, I'm a girl.

Anyway, yeah...just throwin' it out there, feel free to throw it right back!

Nothing stopping you from putting your pic up. That's me on my avatar... 3 years ago.

 

[eots]

looks like a lady body bulider..

 

[HUGGY]

looks like a lady body bulider..

I've always thought those that were afraid of posting thier picture as pathetic little bitches.

What are y'all afraid of? Maybe that's why I don't like clowns and cartoons. The funny part is that some of you fake little ***** demand respect.

 

[DamnYankee]

I think it would be kinda cool if we had more categories to fill out in our profiles. Not sure if that's even something that can be done, I don't know how the message board software works or anything, but thought it wouldn't hurt to make the suggestion!

For example, gender could be a good one...I've been called "dude" and "bro" a few times now, which is all well and good, but since nobody has their gender displayed anywhere I think a lot of people might have just assumed I'm a dude...and, SURPRISE, I'm a girl.

Anyway, yeah...just throwin' it out there, feel free to throw it right back!

Nothing stopping you from putting your pic up. That's me on my avatar... 3 years ago.

Now that can be deceiving.... Any number of guys were sportin' verrrry sexy lady avatars when I arrived. Now how would I know from that that it was a male with a hardon instead of a female selling?

 

[DamnYankee]

I was thinkin' more like this....

Tell you what, ALLBiz. Normally I don't like sharing, but I'll share with you this time.

You get the dude, I'll take the bottle. He looks too high-maintenance and not old enough for me.

Gotta train 'em right so the maintenance is the kind ya want.....