How does it feel being white?

[Huey]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Just great, though I'm trying to up my tan a bit ...

 

[hjmick]

Never thought about it...

Can't compare it to anything else as I have never been anything but white...

It doesn't feel like anything, it just is...

 

[Cecilie1200]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

Like I spend way too much money on sunblock.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

Actually, I think it would be cooler to be Hispanic or a Pacific Islander. I don't like how pale I get sometimes.

 

[Ringel05]

Uuuummm, let me ask my cracker side...... I'll have to get back to you on that, my dirty redskin side has made him circle the wagons and it looks like war.

 

[Moonglow]

You all need to get out and work on a farmers tan...

 

[Ringel05]

You all need to get out and work on a farmers tan...

Don't haveta work on it, just walk outside for five minutes up here in the high desert.........
Now all of those in the northwest it's not how brown one gets, it's how moisture laden and wrinkly they look.......

 

[Moonglow]

You all need to get out and work on a farmers tan...

Don't haveta work on it, just walk outside for five minutes up here in the high desert.........
Now all of those in the northwest it's not how brown one gets, it's how moisture laden and wrinkly they look.......

Yeah..I'm gettin' there after too many years in the sun having fun...

 

[Toro]

I'm a middle aged, straight, Christian, white American male.

So the answer is "awful." I'm the most discriminated person on earth.

What chance do I have of being successful in this country?

 

[Bootneck]

It's only a problem on night ops when I have to black up with camo face paint.

 

[Bonzi]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

Did you get the answers you expected?

 

[Iceweasel]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

I enjoy it quite a lot. We get whitey discounts all the time. Of course they have to scan the area and make sure no minorities are in eyesight.

Cops give us friendly warnings and let us know when me make an absent minded mistake on the roads. This of course hurts revenue as you can imagine so they have to make up for it with the minorities.

We don't have to pay full price at the gas pump either. You punch in your whitey code and it's 10% off. It will be embedded in your Costco card so you don't even need to do that!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I'm a middle aged, straight, Christian, white American male.

So the answer is "awful." I'm the most discriminated person on earth.

What chance do I have of being successful in this country?

Well at least we can tell a cop pulling us over to "Go fuck yourself" and he'll just tell us to "go home and sleep it off"

 

[Toro]

I'll never be able to play corner in the NFL because I'm white.

 

[hjmick]

I'll never be able to play corner in the NFL because I'm white.

Basketball? Forget it, can't jump...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I'll never be able to play corner in the NFL because I'm white.

The only reason I'm not LeBron's teammate iz cuz I'm white

Tru Story

 

[Iceweasel]

Dancing is out too. No rhythm. But that's OK, we can go out in the garage and fiddle with our classic autos.

 

[Mac1958]

 

[Wyatt earp]

How does it feel being white?

I would be the same if I was black, Brown, green or purple

Color don't make a person, his soul does.