How does it feel being white?

[HereWeGoAgain]

The best thing about being white?
No need for a secret hand shake when the cops pull you over.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Uuuummm, let me ask my cracker side...... I'll have to get back to you on that, my dirty redskin side has made him circle the wagons and it looks like war.

Shooting yourself with a bow and arrow is damned tricky, isn't it?

 

[Zoom-boing]

How does it feel being white?

You'll never know.

 

[Ringel05]

Uuuummm, let me ask my cracker side...... I'll have to get back to you on that, my dirty redskin side has made him circle the wagons and it looks like war.

Shooting yourself with a bow and arrow is damned tricky, isn't it?

Heck, ya think that's hard, try scalping yourself......... I gave up and started using an electric clipper.

 

[Adrian]

Shooting yourself with a bow and arrow is damned tricky, isn't it?

Yes, but not nearly as tricky as shooting yourself in the top of the head with a muzzleloader, at night, in the rain, while sumo wrestling. [emoji37]

 

[Adrian]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

Do you know how it feels when you take ice skates off after skating all day? That's how it feels to be white.

 

[Iceweasel]

I'm tired at the end of the work day. That's how it feels being white.

 

[Unkotare]

I'm a middle aged, straight, Christian, white American male.

So the answer is "awful." I'm the most discriminated person on earth.

What chance do I have of being successful in this country?

Hey! Get back to work!

 

[Unkotare]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

It's a lot like this:

 

[Taz]

The best part of being white? I'm not black.

 

[blastoff]

The hot white babes go for us. The not so hot ones look elsewhere.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Shooting yourself with a bow and arrow is damned tricky, isn't it?

Yes, but not nearly as tricky as shooting yourself in the top of the head with a muzzleloader, at night, in the rain, while sumo wrestling. [emoji37]

Well, yeah. Sumo wrestlers are hard to come by.

 

[norwegen]

Feels great. I look awesome in golf pants.

 

[hortysir]

Tired

 

[norwegen]

Because I'm white, I feel smart and creative, and I sometimes get a hankerin' to take in a NASCAR event.

 

[boedicca]

I have so much White Privilege that I'm going to auction off some of it on Ebay.

Just think: Privilege & Profiteering! Double the pleasure; double the fun!

 

[sealybobo]

Now tell the truth now,how's it really feel being white?

I feel safe in my white community. It's a feeling you lose in metro Detroit the closer you get to 8 mile.

We have blacks moving from Detroit into our neighborhoods and we hope what happened to Detroit in the 1970s doesn't happen again here in the suburbs.

I feel, even though I agree its not all black peoples fault their society is what it is, I feel for example the Jews Mexicans and Arabs are better at assimilating into our society. I know its easier for them to look like us but blacks go to great length to not act like us.

Maybe blacks need to act white.

Blacks were the first humans. Closer to the ape ancestors, correct? White is a more evolved species of human. That's a fact.

 

[boedicca]

Maybe blacks need to act white.

Blacks were the first humans. Closer to the ape ancestors, correct? White is a more evolved species of human. That's a fact.

This is absolutely vile. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[sealybobo]

I'm a middle aged, straight, Christian, white American male.

So the answer is "awful." I'm the most discriminated person on earth.

What chance do I have of being successful in this country?

Well at least we can tell a cop pulling us over to "Go fuck yourself" and he'll just tell us to "go home and sleep it off"

Remember when Eddie Murphy was made to look white and they showed what it was like being white? That's exactly what it's like.

 

[sealybobo]

Maybe blacks need to act white.

Blacks were the first humans. Closer to the ape ancestors, correct? White is a more evolved species of human. That's a fact.

This is absolutely vile. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I don't mean it to be insulting. We came from pre man. The first men were black. Therefore white is the more evolved or newer breed of human.

For whatever reason the white gene mutation was a positive one because look at how we wound up. Natural selection and survival of the fittest.

So maybe blacks should adapt some of our positive traits.

The same way white kids try to emulate blacks only instead why don't blacks try to act more ward and June cleaver or Cosby show?