Zone1 Where does it say in the Bible only adults can be baptized?

[Cougarbear]

I'm sure that it may seem that way to you but, I assure you, it only seems that way.


Aww. Bless your heart! I would pray that God would forgive you for your sins, but I can see.....

YOU HAVE YOUR REWARD ALREADY!

Judging me again? That’s for God.

 

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^^^angry, gay, secular, Jew.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Pssst! I am not judging you. I am simply noticing that you have already been judged by God.

Thats why you can't comprehend the simplicity in what I have patiently and kindly revealed to you

You are under a curse for setting aside the Law of God and worshipping a triune mangod in the false hope of becoming a god of your own universe one day, after you die physically of course.

In the meantime you get to toss spare change into your church coffers only to live like a schnook.

Seriously, you claim to believe in an invisible talking serpent but find it too hard to believe that you have been misled, "beguiled" by a real living talking serpent in this strange land of buyer beware?

And to add insult to injury you have the audacity to mislead others which amounts to murder.

And someone is supposed to believe that you love Jesus and have been saved? Give me a break.

you mislead with ever post you make.

 

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you mislead with ever post you make.

Intentionally so. He's on a mission.

 

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You are under a curse for setting aside the Law of God...

<ahem> Leviticus 18:22, anyone

 

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No.



Yes.


I'm talking about the Bible saying that baptism is for the repentance of sin.


Even if I believed in God it wouldn't make any sense. God didn't accidentally create human nature. It would be like me building a computer and then forgiving it for being a computer. However, any computer that didn't get sprinkled with water will be cast into a fire for being a computer.


Here's what you said:
"So when someone says 'original sin' just think human nature instead. Does being baptized eliminate that human nature? No, of course not. Baptism is a forgiveness of one's human nature. So it makes perfect sense to baptize infants. But whether or not one is baptized, I'm pretty sure their human nature is forgiven."

You literally say that baptism is forgiving human nature.

I know what I said. Maybe try reading the whole thing in context to understand what I was communicating. Or not. I'm not going to argue with you about it. That would be dumb, right?

 

[hobelim]

Judging me again? That’s for God.

Pssst! I am not judging you. I am simply noticing that you have already been judged by God.

Thats why you can't grasp the simplicity in what I have patiently and kindly revealed to you.

You are under a curse for setting aside the Law of God and worshipping a triune mangod in the false hope of becoming a god of your own universe one day, after you die physically of course. In the meantime you get to toss spare change into your church coffers only to live like a schnook.

What a deal!

Seriously, you claim to believe in an invisible talking serpent but find it too hard to believe that you have been misled, "beguiled" by a real live talking serpent in this strange land of buyer beware.

And to add insult to injury you have the audacity to mislead others which amounts to murder.

And someone is supposed to believe that you love Jesus and have been saved? Give me a break.

 

[hobelim]

you mislead with ever post you make.

So you believe that me telling you that the story of Adam and Eve is a children's story warning Hebrew children about the danger of losing their sanity for life to a con man is misleading you?

But your own church teaching you that you will be god of your own universe isn't? What a rube!

Such is the power of death consequent to setting aside the Law of God to worship the antichrist.

 

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you have already been judged by God

Whose God?

 

[hobelim]

Whose God?

My God. The only living God ever in existence. My God never diddled a virgin, never became a Jewish man, didn't die for your sins so you can act like an asshole and sin with impunity for life.

 

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setting aside the Law of God

You mean like you set aside Leviticus 18:22?

You seem rather selective.

 

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My God.

Oh, you mean the God who doesn't care if men bugger men? Which God is that?

 

[Cougarbear]

Pssst! I am not judging you. I am simply noticing that you have already been judged by God.

Thats why you can't grasp the simplicity in what I have patiently and kindly revealed to you.

You are under a curse for setting aside the Law of God and worshipping a triune mangod in the false hope of becoming a god of your own universe one day, after you die physically of course. In the meantime you get to toss spare change into your church coffers only to live like a schnook.

What a deal!

Seriously, you claim to believe in an invisible talking serpent but find it too hard to believe that you have been misled, "beguiled" by a real live talking serpent in this strange land of buyer beware.

And to add insult to injury you have the audacity to mislead others which amounts to murder.

And someone is supposed to believe that you love Jesus and have been saved? Give me a break.

I do not worship a triune God. I worship the Father Elohim in the name of His Son, Jesus Christ and in the Holy Ghost. The Father and Son are now both glorified men with flesh and bones. The Holy Ghost remains as a spirit so that he can be in all things at the same time.

It's sad that you only have half of the Bible and none of the Latter-day scriptures to help understand the fullness of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. So, you only have a part of the truth and have to make up the rest. You do a good job of the making stuff up. But, one of these days, you may have a spiritual experience that will move you out of the hole you are in. You only have part of the reason why you are here on earth. You have no understanding of where you came from and no understanding where you are going after this life.

 

[hobelim]

I do not worship a triune God. I worship the Father Elohim in the name of His Son, Jesus Christ and in the Holy Ghost. The Father and Son are now both glorified men with flesh and bones. The Holy Ghost remains as a spirit so that he can be in all things at the same time.

Glorified men? With flesh and bones? WTF!

"God is not a man, so he does not lie. He is not human, so he does not change his mind."

I would say that you are insane but you already did by claiming that you believe that stupid shit..

 

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Glorified men? With flesh and bones? WTF!

I would say that you are insane but you already did by claiming that you believe this stupid shit..

Jews aren't supposed to evangelize.

 

[hobelim]

Jews aren't supposed to evangelize.

Someone should've told that to Jesus and his disciples.... Anyway, I am not evangelizing.

"They pay no heed to the real hidden meaning of things but divert themselves instead with all kinds of iniquitous arcane lore. They do not know the hidden meaning of what is actually taking place, nor have they ever understood the lessons of the past. Consequently, they have no knowledge of what is coming upon them and have done nothing to save their souls from the deeper implications of present events."

 

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Someone should've told that to Jesus and his disciples.... Anyway, I am not evangelizing.

"They pay no heed to the real hidden meaning of things but divert themselves instead with all kinds of iniquitous arcane lore. They do not know the hidden meaning of what is actually taking place, nor have they ever understood the lessons of the past. Consequently, they have no knowledge of what is coming upon them and have done nothing to save their souls from the deeper implications of present events."

This interpretation is just as ridiculous as your interpretation that Leviticus 18:22 isn't a command from YOUR God to stop buggering men.

 

[Cougarbear]

Glorified men? With flesh and bones? WTF!

"God is not a man, so he does not lie. He is not human, so he does not change his mind."

I would say that you are insane but you already did by claiming that you believe that stupid shit..

Luke 24:39, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."
They saw and felt Jesus Christ after his death and resurrection. He is a glorified man. No other explanation is needed. Doubting Thomas also did not believe as you until he saw and felt the Lord Jesus Christ, God of this world. It may take such an event for you to believe that God the Son and God the Father are the same, glorified men of flesh and bone. No blood to shed and therefore eternal forever and ever. You lose.

 

[LeroyDumonde]

I know what I said. Maybe try reading the whole thing in context to understand what I was communicating. Or not. I'm not going to argue with you about it. That would be dumb, right?

I was answering the questions that you asked. I didn't know that would trigger you.

 

[Cougarbear]

I was answering the questions that you asked. I didn't know that would trigger you.

Anything we don't agree on triggers him.