What do you dislike the most about Christmas?

Got a daisy BB gun and went to my cousin's farm. We found a bunch of chipmunks and massacred them. Took about half a dozen of them and tied their little legs together and waltzed back to the house with them swinging from a stick, like we were some big game hunters..

OHHHHHH! It was ugly! Sad thing is, I got punished for something I never did. I couldn't see a thing through the scope on my BB rifle and didn't kill a one. But I guess I was guilty by association.

:lol: I know all about guilt by association....my brothers would pull a stunt and leave me in the middle of it while Dad was coming up the stairs 3 steps at a time. Our best BB gun adventures were at a local gravel pit. There were these black snakes in there....too skinny and too far north for cotton mouths but they were aggressive. We'd throw chunks of rock in and soon enough they'd surface and start swimming around with their mouths open to bite something. The trick was to hit them in the mouth....they'd straighten up like a stick and sink back down. Damn that was fun....I never liked snakes.

When I lived in Nevada a guy I knew had a nest of rattlers behind his garage. It's illegal to kill rattlesnakes so he called animal control. They said they'd have someone come right out. A week later no one had come. He put raw hamburger scattered about. That attracted the road runners. In one day, no more snakes. Just fat road runners.

I was walking through our parking lot when I saw a rattler. Must have been 8 feet. It wasn't doing anything but minding its own business. Out of the air a hawk dropped down, like a stone, swore at me and picked up that snake in seconds.

Have you ever seen a hawk hunt? They drop straight down. No flapping wings. Silent death from the sky.

One of the old timers told me, this is the desert. In the desert, everything bites.
 
I love everything about Christmas. As long as I'm left alone. I watch all the bad movies and listen to all the carols and pass judgment on all the most garish decorations even if I don't have any myself.

Woe to the person that intudes on my solitude. They will never forget the punishment I deliver.

One year I went to Disneyland on Christmas Day. Very crowded but a lot of fun.
 
Christmas Eve is the company party. I can tolerate that. It's just business. They are all muslims and easy to get through.
 
I have to say that I'm kind of excited now - going shopping for my son and getting my ex a card that I am going to put cash in. Sure, its a bribe - small price to pay to get to be with my kid! Wish me luck, but you make your own luck, right?

:)


Lets have the best time we can; regardless of who we lost or what we no longer have.

Happy holidays, peeps! All of you ... even if you hate my guts! LOL!

xxx ooo
 
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What do you dislike the most about Christmas?

There is a difference in what historically we perceive as "Christian" and these awful right wing extremists that call themselves "Christian". Look at the way so many don't even know what the Bible says. Earlier, one was saying slavery was never addressed in the Bible. You can't claim to have read it and make such a ridiculous statement.

Hey man......

Shut the fuck up.

This^^^^^^^^^^^
 
Come to Sweden, where its still called Jul and almost Christ free. Where it is FAR less commercialised and largely devoid of phoney sentimentlity. And much less drunken than it is in the UK for example.

Against that one of my two paramedic nephews, who will be working tonight, tells me that he expects to be unusually busy.
 
I found a wallet in the theatre seat next to me one night and my Mom told me to take up and turn it in at the popcorn stand. Which I did, but not before I relieved the owner of the $3 in it.



That figures, you low-life.

UnKotex shows up every so often trying to get my attention. I gave up swatting her with a rolled up e-newspaper because she LIKES IT and frankly I was starting to like it too. But S&M isn't something I'd want to be associated with so I put her on Iggy. Then I thought why bother and de-Iggyfied her...it's Christmas time....if she's happy following me around with little taunts, who's getting hurt? So yeah, I see ya Unky...neener neener neener :funnyface:
 
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I am disgusted by the commercialism that now starts in October! They don't even wait for Thanksgiving any more. :mad:
 
Note to retailers: Men is spelled M-E-N and Women is spelled W-O-M-E-N. Any other variant ... no matter how endearing you believe it to be ... losses its cuteness in "the wet ass hour" of when I am about to pee my pants. Ty.
 
Come to Sweden, where its still called Jul and almost Christ free. Where it is FAR less commercialised and largely devoid of phoney sentimentlity. And much less drunken than it is in the UK for example..



Did you say "much less"? Screw that.
 
I found a wallet in the theatre seat next to me one night and my Mom told me to take up and turn it in at the popcorn stand. Which I did, but not before I relieved the owner of the $3 in it.



That figures, you low-life.

UnKotex shows up every so often trying to get my attention. I gave up swatting her with a rolled up e-newspaper because she LIKES IT and frankly I was starting to like it too. But S&M isn't something I'd want to be associated with so I put her on Iggy. Then I thought why bother and de-Iggyfied her...it's Christmas time....if she's happy following me around with little taunts, who's getting hurt? So yeah, I see ya Unky...neener neener neener :funnyface:


Maybe Santa will bring you some character, honesty, or a shred of decency this year, fool.
 
I found a wallet in the theatre seat next to me one night and my Mom told me to take up and turn it in at the popcorn stand. Which I did, but not before I relieved the owner of the $3 in it.



That figures, you low-life.

UnKotex shows up every so often trying to get my attention. I gave up swatting her with a rolled up e-newspaper because she LIKES IT and frankly I was starting to like it too. But S&M isn't something I'd want to be associated with so I put her on Iggy. Then I thought why bother and de-Iggyfied her...it's Christmas time....if she's happy following me around with little taunts, who's getting hurt? So yeah, I see ya Unky...neener neener neener :funnyface:

You are starting to get the message. That's what he does. You aren't the first he's tried to lure into some kind of flame war that does nothing but burn up bandwidth. It's an attention getting device probably indicating some deeper mental illness. I refuse to play along. The pattern is too apparent.
 
It is a wonderful time of the year, but there are some things about it that you really, really hate! I will start.

-I dislike all the C rated movies with bad actors that come on this time of the year. And they all seem to have some sappy plot that makes my wife cry and makes me nauseous...

I don't mind the sappy movies. I like everything about Christmas except the expectation of spending the day with people I don't like. So, I just don't do it. :) C'est facile.
 
Of course some people have never found the spirit of Christmas...

Man known for elaborate Christmas display found dead in his home - CNN.com

(CNN) -- A man known for his grand 6 million-light Christmas display was found shot and killed in his home on Friday morning.

A family member found John Chakalos, 87, in his home in Windsor, Connecticut, according a Windsor police department press release. The medical examiner's office ruled that Chakalos died of a gunshot wound to the head.
 
It is a wonderful time of the year, but there are some things about it that you really, really hate! I will start.

-I dislike all the C rated movies with bad actors that come on this time of the year. And they all seem to have some sappy plot that makes my wife cry and makes me nauseous...

Let's see, what I don't like about Christmas....hmmmmm. Christmas in Phoenix means Christmas without snow. It never really snows here or gets cold until February. So if you want snow it's at least 90 miles away in Payson or Prescott. We used to convoy to the first snow we found and have a gigantic snowball fight. Then pile back in the cars and back to Phoenix exchanging apologies and/or threats about who would get who with a face-shot next year.

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