OK, it's corny joke time. I'll start:
1. Identity crisis:
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?”
“My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was
your mother.”
2. Arrrrgh!
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
3. Vengeance
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.”
4. A taxing situation:
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Hope everyone has a great day today and a wonderful, delight-filled weekend!
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