I had a chance to inspect a building on Vernia Street last week. The building was an old welding shop that stands right next door to my Grandpa' home. Grandpa's place was razed several years ago. But the old crab apple tree in his backyard was still there. The backyard always had the aroma of vinegar because grandpa had a nasty tendency to not rake up and clear the fallen crab apples. Rather, he would mow over them rendering them into an apple sauce that would ferment under the summer heat.
Grandpa built a bomb shelter in the back yard. My brother and I were forbidden to play in or around the shelter, and that's what made it so enticing. We had civil defense here that, in my day, scared the hell out of impressionable kids. My school, Westgate Elementary, stood a few hundred yards from the north bank of the Ohio River. We were taught to 'duck and cover' as if our little school desks would provide safety after a thermonuclear blast. Each class diligently practiced evacuation to the General Purpose room where we were supposed to live through the Apocolypse.
My second grade teacher, the matronly Mrs. Welsh, explained that there was a map on a wall of the Kremlin in Moscow that had our area covered by a Soviet bullseye. Because of our heavy industrialization, my town was marked as Ground Zero for an atomic attack. Mrs. Welsh had a teaching method that made both long division and impending doom thoroughly understandable.
Meanwhile, I would gaze out the window that looked west and south toward the river. I could easily imagine the Russian MiGs flying low across the ridge tops, banking to their right and diving to straffe the football field and then the west side of our school. I could imagine the red stars adorning the attacking jets. I could imagine the mushroom cloud over the ridges to the east that meant Pittsburgh was already aglow in atomic destruction.
By the time I was in fourth grade, the notion of civil defense shelters and Conalrad radio markers on the car radio and the olive green colored barrels of drinking water and cases survival crackers stacked up in the General Purpose room were mysteriously gone. Disappeared. Passé.
And that's also the year Grandpa's bomb shelter became a playhouse for me and my brother.