US swimmer Ryan Lochte robbed in Rio

I have some great news for you, our demographics will be just like brazil in 2050
 
As one who used to have to make sales calls in Rio several times each year let me remind you that being robbed is a very big part of The Rio Experience. Professional travelers to Brazil follow these rules:

1. Never have gold crowns on teeth - go for the porcelain coatings.
2. Buy/wear a cheap watch for daily use.
3. Carry a second wallet with a few American Dollars and phony ID/credit cards. Keep your real valuables in a money belt.

Those things done, kick back and enjoy!
 

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