This place needs a bar

[Damaged Eagle]

How can a person live without the basic necessities!

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[sparky]

We got whiners, we got losers,
Crack smokers and boozers.
An' we got loonies, we got wingers,
An' we got , fire breathin relgimo sinners
And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.


We got zions , we got muzzies,
Bleeding heart lib warm fuzzies.
An' we got racists ,in our faces
Gaystapo demanding their spaces

And the mods all gripe about their battle scars
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.



I love this bar,
It's my kind of place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big pie in my face.
It ain't too far, come as you are.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar.

~S~ w/apologies to Toby Keith

 

[BULLDOG]

I was in a bar when this guy fell down. The waitress called out" DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?!!" I stood up and said "Yep. and I know all the rest of the alphabet too", and everybody laughed and laughed, except that one guy.

 

[MisterBeale]

Screw the bar.

 

[Auld Phart]

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How can a person live without the basic necessities!

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[JoeMoma]

Isn't the lounge a bar?

 

[justinacolmena]

Isn't the lounge a bar?

I don't see anybody lacking for access to alcohol in this country, 21 or not.

 

[Disir]

I have a date tonight with the Captain. This time I intend to show up. Might be fashionably late but I will show up.

We need a bar and maybe a poker machine.

 

[Missourian]

 

[norwegen]

This place has a bar. The moonbats set it quite low, so you might have walked over it without noticing.

 

[justinacolmena]

It still is, except among Hispanics. The vast majority of white and black male babies get circumcised as a preventative health measure.

What country are you from?

We need a bar and maybe a poker machine

Some people are looking to get rich by stealing and screwing over other people's lives.

 

[Disir]

It still is, except among Hispanics. The vast majority of white and black male babies get circumcised as a preventative health measure.

What country are you from?

We need a bar and maybe a poker machine

Some people are looking to get rich by stealing and screwing over other people's lives.

Like yourself for instance. That is precisely what you are all about. This is why I simply ignore you.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Ya' all are being too serious! Have a drink.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Disir]

Ok. I got it. We need a juke box and a poker machine.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Ok. I got it. We need a juke box and a poker machine.

That's better.

*****HAPPY SMILE*****

 

[Dalia]

Spring is coming and then Summer that's just fine with me

A little glass a Wine !

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Spring is coming and then Summer that's just fine with me

A little glass a Wine !

*****SMILE*****

 

[Dalia]

Having a dring with friends

 

[Missourian]

This place has a bar. The moonbats set it quite low, so you might have walked over it without noticing.

Zing!

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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How can a person live without the basic necessities!

*****CHUCKLE*****

I think BYOB is as far as we'll get. lol