Supercommittee: Who Wouldn't Compromise?

[California Girl]

That tears it....Time to play for keeps....

We need a SUPER-OOOOPER-DUPER COMMITTEE!

With a kill switch that blows every nuke across the country if they fail to reach a decision within one week. If they don't agree, we blow the fucking country off the map! That'll teach 'em.

 

[California Girl]

Bank ATM's!

Airport kiosks!

Tsunami!

Bad Luck!

Booooooosh

Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire.... I didn't have enough money for cab fare.... My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.... An old friend came in from out of town.... Someone stole my car. ...There was an earthquake.... A terrible flood.... Locusts! .....IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

And the dog ate your homework????

There was homework?

Crap! No one told me!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

That tears it....Time to play for keeps....

We need a SUPER-OOOOPER-DUPER COMMITTEE!

Put them on Double Secret Probation until they solve all the worlds problems