Please help with ideas and jokes for lyrics to a political spoof
on Puff the Magic Dragon. I am trying to create a cartoon
character, a mix between a dog toy and a Spongebob type starfish,
that squeaks in protest against Conservative and Christian
solutions to problems that liberals want to solve through Govt.
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Loves to smoke his pot
And doesn't like Conservatives
To tell him "No you're not!"
The prayers that stop addiction
and cure disease for free
Are feared by liberal atheists
Who push LGBT
Not Christians with free healing
And health care charities
Squeak wants Government to pay
While spreading more disease!
Cuz Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
Establishing that through every State
In place of other creeds!
No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
To claim free choice of his beliefs
By making them the law!
Abortion kills more babies
We don't see on the news.
So when it comes to using guns
Why ban the right to choose?
Bans won't stop abortion,
Will they stop criminals?
The liberals blame the NRA
Who blame the liberals!
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
Smoking too much crack or weed
To dictate public law!
Obama must be magic
He passed the ACA
Where liberals who defend free choice
All flipped the other way!
No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
He doesn't get that it's faith based
Like any other creed.
He doesn't like Conservatives
to say they don't agree.
Free exercise only applies
to Liberal beliefs!
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants to make it law
Not separate beliefs from state
That liberates us all!
on Puff the Magic Dragon. I am trying to create a cartoon
character, a mix between a dog toy and a Spongebob type starfish,
that squeaks in protest against Conservative and Christian
solutions to problems that liberals want to solve through Govt.
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Loves to smoke his pot
And doesn't like Conservatives
To tell him "No you're not!"
The prayers that stop addiction
and cure disease for free
Are feared by liberal atheists
Who push LGBT
Not Christians with free healing
And health care charities
Squeak wants Government to pay
While spreading more disease!
Cuz Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
Establishing that through every State
In place of other creeds!
No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
To claim free choice of his beliefs
By making them the law!
Abortion kills more babies
We don't see on the news.
So when it comes to using guns
Why ban the right to choose?
Bans won't stop abortion,
Will they stop criminals?
The liberals blame the NRA
Who blame the liberals!
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
Smoking too much crack or weed
To dictate public law!
Obama must be magic
He passed the ACA
Where liberals who defend free choice
All flipped the other way!
No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
He doesn't get that it's faith based
Like any other creed.
He doesn't like Conservatives
to say they don't agree.
Free exercise only applies
to Liberal beliefs!
Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants to make it law
Not separate beliefs from state
That liberates us all!
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