bendog
Diamond Member
Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"
Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."
Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."
Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."
Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."
Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"
Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."
Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."
Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."
Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."
Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."
Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."
Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"
Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."
Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."
Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."