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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
 

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Damn that molten iron core of the Earth..
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
I watch in awe as the circus passes down the street..
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
I watch in awe as the circus passes down the street..
In awe huh, interesting. How do you see looking through ur ass sticking out an facing backwards? You must be a contortionist?
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
I watch in awe as the circus passes down the street..
In awe huh, interesting. How do you see looking through ur ass sticking out an facing backwards? You must be a contortionist?
Surely you have problems with reality....
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
I watch in awe as the circus passes down the street..
In awe huh, interesting. How do you see looking through ur ass sticking out an facing backwards? You must be a contortionist?
Surely you have problems with reality....
Nah just figure that avi is part of ur persona....
 

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Barkeep, "what’ll it be, Your Holiness?"

Pope, "A simple glass of warm tapwater, my son, for I am bound by my vow of poverty."

Obama, "Let me be a gracious host and allow the American debtors to offer you a glass of the finest Chianti."

Pope, "Well thank you, Mr. President. But as a Muslim may you consume alcohol yourself."

Obama, "I am not strictly observant of dietary laws. Barkeep, a bottle of your most expensive craft beer, and put it on the debt’s tab. In fact, gimme a case and the secret service can carry it back."

Pope, "I am not a Judge but merely a sinner, yet how do you determine which law you should follow and which you may not?"

Obama, "I adhere to accomplishing the Prophet’s plans for me. America is hopelessly divided by race and class, the debt will end the Great Satan as a world power, the white race is mongeralized, the Middle East aflame with refugees destabilising Western European democracies .... and the Calaphite is at hand. The Blessed is well pleased with me."

Pope stares open-mouthed in horror. "But, Mr. President, with those beliefs what can we agree to share in common with one another."

Obama smiles, "Why global warming, of course."
I was shaking my head this morning when I started reading through the headlines. It does make you wanna ask these people WTF is wrong with you.
I watch in awe as the circus passes down the street..
In awe huh, interesting. How do you see looking through ur ass sticking out an facing backwards? You must be a contortionist?
Surely you have problems with reality....
Nah just figure that avi is part of ur persona....
The avi is an impish child at heart...Which I is...
 

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That's clever. I could see Trump whipping this one out at a townhall.
 

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Hey honey, why the long face?"
 

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